Ready to bludgeon impatient husband

[Phalenopsisgirl]

I'm 41 weeks today. Dh obviously thought things would run more to schedule, despite my going to 42 with first ds. He is very very excited, as am I, but excitement has now become irritability. He must ask if I'm feeling 'anything' hourly and is now sulking because he hasn't organised to 'do' anything this weekend and has booked next week off work, can't take the following week instead. "typical.I'm bored. when's it going to happen" mutter mutter moan moan. Starting to feel my oxytocin levels plummeting and being replaced with strong urges towards physical violence!!! .......grrrrrrrrr

You poor thing - I can't imagine anything more annoying. The texts and phone calls from family and friends are starting to drive me nuts (I'm nearly at due date) - I would be so cranky if my husband was the one doing the pestering.

Give him jobs to do. Lots of jobs. And tell him how annoying he's being. And eat lots of chocolate.

Good luck and have some sympathy