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I have had pretty normal periods, a couple of times it was about a week late but came as normal iyswim.
Next one due in 6 days.
But it all started a fee days ago where I wiped and there was a smear of light blood.
Since then I have been feeling a bit 'off'. I noticed about 3 days ago my nipple started leaking. If I squeeze it produces 'colostrum' looking liquid. I have been constipated off and on. On christmas eve I started to get a pain in my lower back/side which did travel over to the other side.
After googling I figured that leaky boob was because I had just had sex and that can apparently happen. And the pain was from the constipation.
But it's still there. I have also had an intense headache on just one side. And have had shit sleep the past couple of nights.
But when I press my stomach I don't feel any movement or anything to indicate a baby could be in there.
What could it be though?
I have a really uncomfortable feeling down there. It's just, well, weird.
But because I have been having periods and obviously not thought I was pregnant I have been drinking and smoking as usual 
Top it all off I had a very vivid dream last night where I gave birth to a full sized cat 