tiredemma is having an affair too apprently

[SpongeybobSquarepants]

so they say

AARRGGH!!

WB is a floozie who has been playing with the loves of tech and tiredemma (who is apparently better at pancakes than sex)

allegedly

welshie you are indeed a slut,....youpromised yourself to me for a tenner, i get back from the cashpoint to find you ahve given yourself to another.

i am mortified!

now who wants to know some intimate details about me?

I can catagorically state that i am better at sex than at pancakes.

let me be the judge of that

welshi you freak.

are you winding me up welshborris

hmm. theres defintely winding up in progress in my view - but generalised winding up I think

how dare you say im a wind up?

on a thread as serious as this?

i am offended

no is that really your email addy i only asked what was going on thats what mn is all about well i thought mn can only get better ha ha ha ha ha

yes that REALLY is my email addy

hard to fit onto forms but its a cross i have to bear

i actually did LOL when i saw that addy welsh

oh now Boris, you know perfectly well that TiredEmma is a fox in the bedroom. tsk.....

I'm having multiple affairs.

W/Johnny Depp (did you see that photo of him in the Times today - yuuuummmyyy!), Luca from ER, Clive Owen, Jet Li and scores of fictional characters in books.

I have also had a decades long affair w/cosmetics and beauty products.

expat - step away from the beauty products. They're mine, we're in a committed relationship. In fact I'm having their babies.

Luca is mine all mine!!! and has been for ages...........ner ner ner ner ner!