'Will the new baby have a penis?'...

[PilauMice]

....was my son's way of asking what flavour this baby is. I find it refreshing and a nice change to 'Have you found out the sex?'.

"Flavour"?

Sounds like he'll be licking it.

I'm sure he will. He's only 2.5 and licks most things!

Not licking the baby's potential penis. That's a bit much. Just his head or face.

that's really cute my three yr old is convinced we are having a pirate called cubi
maybe a brother ia just not exciting enough x

When people ask if we know what we are having I say 'no, it's a surprise.' 3yr old DD has obviously been thinking about that, as the other day she said to me 'Mummy, I don't think we can keep this baby a surprise for very long.' I wonder if she thinks we won't tell anyone once it is born either. She frequently changes her mind when asked if she wants a brother or a sister, but, like Natharley's DC, would probably prefer a pirate.

we def couldn't have kept baby a surprise he tells everyone he meets inc random ppl in asda.
think he getting bored now told my dad he wants a puppy baby takes tpo long lol

My nephew was gutted when his sister was born. He was convinced my sister was giving birth to a lion.
He was furious, theres a great picture on the mantel of mum and dad looking lovingly at baby in its hospital cot and my nephew in the background arms crossed looking angry

I have a surprise bump cooking - if asked if I know what I'm having I just say 'a baby'.
Sometimes I say a kitten but only if I've already been asked 100 times that day.

He's at the age where he's working it all out :) I remember when dd1 was 2 and she had just discovered the word vagina, she was all "has daddy got a vagina?", "has grandma got a vagina?". It made for some interesting trips to the supermarket

That's hilarious Puremorning

My niece reckons her baby sister will be named Cloud Fluff, my Dsis is a bit of a hippy but I predict disappointment!