Urgh feeling so embarrassed I could cry right now. Am 31+2 today and for some reason in the last few weeks I have started retching randomly and completely out of the blue but not being sick.
Today my body was was truly evil to me. I got off the train after work, furthest from the station exit and with a heck of a waddle I was, unsurprisingly the one if the last on the platform. That was apart from a young girlfriend and girlfriend who were enjoying a passionate embrace on the platform. My evil body chose the moment I was walking past them to make me retch loudly and horribly. I now look so homophobic it is unreal when my brain was thinking 'ah young love'! I just scarpered/waddled off as I was so embarrassed. They looked so hurt and angry!!!!!