So I've got my beer belly just about satisfied with blue Beck's. Am eating lots of chocolate and biscuits to make up for the no rare steaks (not eating them with peppercorn sauce or anything - just ensure that my taste buds are indulged.).
But I have a really hankering for pate and I know that's a "contains bad stuff for the baby" food not a "could might just possibly make you ill" so was wondering are there any good alternatives? Can I eat spreads like the wonderful smoked salmon and cream-cheese stuff Marks and Sparks sell?