This is never normal - I'm evil

[Ls271082]

A big apology before I start - had to
Say it on here because otherwise a real person would get it.

I HATE EVERYONE!!!!!! Aargh seriously everyone is really irritating me. I sound so ungrateful but I'm so sick of 'when you due?' 'U look uncomfortable' ' not long now' etc etc i am going to scream. I know people are being nice etc but aargh I'm so annoyed - not that I want people to be horrible I just want a minutes peace. My phone is constantly going off with caring friends and family wanting to see how I am and whether baby is ok - but seriously they all seem to do it when I'm trying to relax and have some time to myself. Today I nearly threw my phone out of the f£&king window. I'm due to have a c section in 3 weeks - if one more person says 'ooh she's got plenty if time to turn' I'll do something I regret. I've been told now several times its highly likely she won't turn so just shut up and stop making out u know better than medical professionals!!!!

Sorry for the rant and now breathing!

I know is is a light hearted thread but I feel crazy.
Nasty things I have done in the past few hours;
Got annoyed with my husband when he offered to make tea, snapped at my mum when she said she would babysit so I could sleep for an hour, screamed because I dropped some laundry on the floor, pictured chopping the heads off people in front of me in the queue in my local shop as I wanted to pay for Galaxy cake bars quickly, then I saw my dad who annoyed me and I told his puppy to fuck off when it licked my toe.
I swore at a puppy

this thread is fecking hilarious. I remember the awful bump touching. I was so sick of being told how SMALL my bump was. I'm going to come out of the prego closet next week after 12 week scan and am fully expecting a round of 'well we wondered bc you seemed more tired/fat/antisocial/ spaced out' from well meAning colleagues . And getting rattled thinking of it . Tonight I screamed at dh for putting baked beans on bc they clashed withthe meal. Poor dh. x

buswanker , swearing at a puppy is evil. Did you kick it too?

No, but there's always tomorrow. I might feel even shittier by then.

I'm sick of being asked how far on I am, then it's all wide-eyed sucky-teeth 'oooooooooh!' at the size of my bump. Or the bloke at work who goes on about it being twins at least 10 times a shift, I usually really like him but want to scream 'yes I'm fucking sure it's not twins, because it WAS twins and we fucking lost one!!!' But I can't because he'll be mortified and he really is a nice bloke really.

oh thank God I'm not alone.

I really do feel like I'm prepared to do GBH.

I hate everyone that comes within four foot of me, I have nothing to say to anyone - and I am SICK of people asking if I'm ok, and all the other things mentioned in this thread.

Please let me go back to normal after this baby (eventually) gets here. I can't deal with feeling this angry and disliking people this much... Especially those people who are going to be related to the baby...

I am hoping that too bigred surely a baby will make me happy!

Not sure I'm feeling any better this morning, so going to stick with my dog today... He doesn't answer back and doesn't ask stupid questions!

Everyone else is banished!

Come on people, don't you know that when you're pregnant you are PUBLIC PROPERTY??!!

I do feel like public property, why all the questions and tummy poking from strangers?
Seriously would you do that you an angry bear in the wild, because you will get the same reaction from me, I will rip you to pieces with my claws and eat you I am also always hungry

When someone asks how I feel I reply 'like shite, I cant sleep, I am tired, I have heartburn, indigestion, wind, headache, sinus problems and I am massive'

I'm sick of people feeling its k to comment on my appearance and weight!! Aargh I feel vile enough anyway :(

This thread is hilarious! I'm definitely the same with this pregnancy, if my poor brother-in-law asks me "how's bump?" once more I'm going to kill him! Bless him, he's lovely and just so excited but its driving me insane!

And how I'm not divorced yet I have no idea, my poor hubby is putting up with a lot, I'm at the point of irritation where I hate him for breathing too loudly

I'm really hating people at the minute too. Particularly DH's aunt who insists on texting me at least once a day to ask how I am - she means well but after 32 weeks its gotten seriously annoying! Also sick of people telling me how small my bump is for how far along I am. Not help full!

AHHH im so glad its not just me 21+2 and i pretty much hate everyone, thankfully im currently off work (broken wrist) and spend 90% of my time with my dog :) he doesnt answer back. I think my OH is gonna leave me if i keep being this vile. My reaction to him telling me his mum is knitting baby clothes was for me to absolutely flip(screaming and everything) and basically say i would burn them if she did. My own mother is currently banned from the hospital when i give birth as i would kill her. And if anyone touches my bump which is only just noticable i think id punch them,
I think i need help. anger management??

Overdue is great fun. 20 texts a day...

'Have you had it yet?!' 'what's the progress?' 'Any movement?' 'How about now?' (just a few hours later) 'Dont forget to tell me!' 'Update me from yesterday, any different?'

There are only so many ways to say 'no, nothing happening' in a funny, upbeat, isn't this baby lazy sort of manor! You are my sister/ best friend/ mother etc, I will obviously remember to tell you when the baby is here! Ha

Today I am off work because I feel so rough with MS - MIL 'don't forget to keep sipping water' F**K OFFFFFFFFFF!!!

(I drink 2 litres a day every day anyway, always have)

I'm contemplating not even telling DP that Im in labour...

Trying to work out how to sneak out to midwife for sweep without him coming. MIL lives in same street and if car moves its clocked, informed and fretted about.... I'm not the first person in the world to have a baby, I'm not the last and someone pass me a gun...

I've just had a go at my mum and made her cry because she phoned to see how I am - I am full of pure hate ATM xx