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embarrassing pregnancy mishaps

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KarmaBiatch · 08/08/2013 20:12

So, as I was wandering aimlessly around the supermarket today I sneezed and wet myself. it just so happened to be on the nappy aisle and I couldn't for the life of me stop laughing. thankfully I was flying solo in the aisle, but thay made me guffaw even more (snorts and tears)! adult nappies ahoy..

has anyone else found themselves having something happen and become hysterical hyenas..? Grin

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Lovemyprincess4eva · 08/08/2013 20:35

I sneezed and at the same time trumped so loud my DH heard it downstairs!!
I never trump infront of anyone because it embarrasses me so much but I ended up just laughing so much it was ridiculous!! X

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KarmaBiatch · 08/08/2013 20:36

hahaha!! brilliant!

I will need to remember to hold my trumps when the time comes of having a baby monitor! love a sly fart Wink

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Lovemyprincess4eva · 08/08/2013 20:54

Haha only ever do it on my own, never even thought if baby monitors that's me getting caught out!! Haha.
Been so gassy since being pregnant tho! Hoping its not just me!! Haha x

rowtunda · 08/08/2013 21:10

I threw up on the jubilee line - very embarrassing!

Mayanbob · 08/08/2013 21:38

I went through a dodgy phase a couple of weeks back, when every time I sat down for a wee i'd let out a really loud trump. No choice over the matter. And of course it would be amplified by sitting on the toilet.

That and when I cried because there weren't any boiled potatoes at the carvery. I realised how ridiculous this was so was laughing at myself with tears running down my face because of the lack of potato.

NoComet · 08/08/2013 21:42

Locking myself out the house when DH was in Europe.

The conservatory window was open, but no way did I dare risk getting my bump stuck. So I got a nice police man to climb in and put his truncheon through a panel of the inside door and pul the bolt.

onlysettleforbutterflies · 08/08/2013 21:45

I threw up on my knee whilst sitting in a traffic jam, the man in the car next to me looked on with disgust.

Evi1984 · 09/08/2013 00:09

Wind and lots of it. Getting very embarrassing at this stage. And for some reason I now snort when laughing. Couldn't be any more attractive if I tried!

plentyofsoap · 09/08/2013 08:44

Wore odd shoes to work. Lost debit card again but this time in the bank.

FobblyWoof · 09/08/2013 09:16

I wet myself last night but not I "a bit of leakage" way- I mean a full on voiding of my entire bladder contents way Blush

Thankfully it was at home, but of course it was right in front of dp Blush

Gerty1002 · 09/08/2013 09:18

Trumped so loud in the bath that DP thought I was shouting for him, that made me chuckle :)

gemmaj66 · 09/08/2013 11:24

Terrible, terrible trapped wind! Which explodes suddenly without warning.

Like Mayanbob I fart every time I sit down to pee. This has happened several times in public - in the loos at Morrisons most recently! I used to hide in the cubicle until everyone had gone but life's too short so I now come swanning out as if nothing happened!

Also my farts are now so long and 'tuneful' that hubby keeps saying: 'Sorry?' 'What?' 'Did you say something?' and then we're both in bits when he realises it was just wind!

LadyMedea · 09/08/2013 13:20

Emptied my bladder completely the other day whilst vomiting. Luckily I was alone, naked and on vinyl flooring. What a site.

gillybeandramaqueen · 09/08/2013 13:53

Hahaha LadyMedea... that happened to me too!!!!!

MummyJetsetter · 09/08/2013 15:13

Oh my god I've just hurt myself laughing reading this thread! I have laughed and cried at the same time and i fart all the time but nobody has ever thought I was calling them when the fart comes out! I also get stuck if I sit on the floor and need help getting up.

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KarmaBiatch · 09/08/2013 16:15

I had a bit of a problem getting out of bed this morning, rolling around trying to swing my legs like a pendulum to get up.. OH found this extremely funny when I started making whale noises to stop getting so frustrated, proper bedded whale! I didn't pee myself laughing this time though, phewf!

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Mayanbob · 09/08/2013 17:17

gemma thank you! It's not just me! (Although I still hide for longer than I need to before emerging*

namechangeforthispost864269 · 09/08/2013 17:29

oh loads of embarrassing stuff

I'm a nurse and worked at the hospital I had my baby at I didn't know the midwives but I knew all the anaethetist

when i asked for an epidural an.anaethetist came who I knew and as he was stood in front of me getting me in the correct position my waters broke on his feet (crocs with holes in)

then when he put the epidural in it was so effective i couldnt feel anything while he sat there writing out his notes I kept farting really loudly with no warning as i was so numb. he was pretending to ignore while my dh was in stitches.

this pregnancy I was driving to work and got the sudden urge to vomit i quickly pulled over and vomited eveywhere I then heard lots of 'ewwwwws' I looked up and realised I was right in front of a senior school gate and all the children were on lunch break

I have to work with him again now so embarrassing.

namechangeforthispost864269 · 09/08/2013 17:31

meant to end with I still have to work with the anaethetist every day i can barely look him in the eye

Englishroses · 09/08/2013 18:16

Lots of loud impromptu gagging noises when I come into contact with certain food smells!

Gooseysgirl · 09/08/2013 19:36

Yes lots of loud fog horn farting here too.. On last pregnancy I got stuck in the bath one night and couldn't get out, was laughing so much that DH couldn't make out why I was calling him and it was several mins later before he arrived to haul me out Grin

DaleyBump · 09/08/2013 19:53

Instead of putting my washing in the machine, I put it in the oven. And turned it on. Realised after about five minutes and luckily it was still preheating ;)

Cried for two hours because DP forgot to get me a cauliflower. Pulled myself together and went to turn on Family Guy, only to realise it had started half an hour early and I'd missed an episode. Cue wailing. Had to go to bed it was so stressful! Grin

Puked in a recycling bin in the middle of a busy shopping centre. But it's okay, instead of puking in the "paper, metal or plastic" sections, I made sure to puke in the "other" section.

Threw up in the middle of the street and promptly pissed myself.

Threw up in the middle of my twelve week scan.

Went to hospital because I thought my waters had gone at 21 weeks - nope, just pissed myself!

23+6 and was walking down the street farting yesterday because I just couldn't help it! Grin

cantreachmytoes · 09/08/2013 19:54

TMI alert!!!

In both pregnancies I "produced" REALLY big poos. So big they would block the toilet. I thought it was just the (odd) shape of the toilet bowl, but then we moved house and had the same problem with the "normal" shaped toilets. The embarrassing part was that I could never unblock them myself and no amount of chemicals would do it. It took DH with a toilet brush doing some plunging, swirling thing with it to unblock it.

I was mortified at first..well, until the third trimester of the second pregnancy and then I got over it! I started finding it funny. DH wasn't so amused!!

SaucyJack · 09/08/2013 20:46

Lots of farting in supermarkets here too. I'm not particularly coy at the best of times, but some of them have been so bad immediate evacuation of the aisle has been necessary.

At least when it happened with my middle pregnancy, I used to be able to blame it on my then baby DD1.

AncientPigeon · 09/08/2013 20:51

When I was pregnant with DD I remember getting up the morning of my DH's birthday and going to kiss him good morning/happy birthday. He was sat down at the table and as I bent down to kiss him I let out a very loud and tuneful fart. Luckily he's someone that thinks fart humour is the funniest so he wasn't too put off! There was various other crying incidents, and the usual stupid errors - milk in the cupboard, keys in the freezer type things. I also more than once put the oven on, set the timer but left my dinner on the top and didn't notice so it wasn't cooked.

I'm 36+4 now and he was complaining the other day that I haven't done anything remotely funny or embarrassing! Not that he knows about anyway!