Just need to complain. My boyfriend is 4000 miles away so I'm complaining to mumsnet instead since I can't murder him in his sleep.
If I sit straight, my back hurts. If I sit forwards, my ribs hurt. If I lie down, my hips and back hurt. If I stand up, my knees, hips and back hurt.
The little horror baby keeps changing position which makes me feel ill. I can just picture him in there casually shoving my insides out of the way so he can make himself more comfortable.
Painkillers just don't do ANYTHING.
...I'm really excited about the baby part, honestly, I know I am lucky to be able to complain about it in the first place, it's just the constant discomfort, it's making me crazy.