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Errrm.....I've done 3 PG test this morning...all were positive......tell they can all be wrong...please??!!??

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OhhhMyGOD · 04/05/2006 12:33

Shit!

How on earth will I tell dh?

Name changed coz don't want RL to know before DH)

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Munz · 04/05/2006 13:34

can I ask if it will mean having 3 under 3 (or 4 not sure on the age of ur eldest and too tired to work it out!)

Nbg · 04/05/2006 13:36

Hmmmm

actually, I do have a sneaky suspicion who you are....
Grin

Greensleeves · 04/05/2006 13:37

I reckon I know who you are too

OhhhMyGOD · 04/05/2006 13:37

at least not for a while anyway.

Will tell DH later and see what he suggests about telling RL people. I sometimes send my firends links from MN of funny threads but I'm not sure if they are members and read stuff daily so won't be divulging my real name just yet.

sorry girls.

might confirm it off board later for anyone who has my email (and suspects who I am correctly)

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biglips · 04/05/2006 13:38

good luck anyway xxxxx

OhhhMyGOD · 04/05/2006 13:50

I just can't believe it.

Seriously.

It's highly unlikely that all 3 could be wrong(1 boots, 2 superdrug tests) but I just can not believe it.

Madness....it all utter madness.

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jessicaandrebeccasmummy · 04/05/2006 13:55

No munz - ITS NOT ME!

BudaBabe · 04/05/2006 13:57

Oh well - there goes my theory JARM!!!!!! Thought it was you!!

Munz · 04/05/2006 13:58

:(

well who ever u are, if u want help with some baby bits then i'm sure MN will help out. I ahve some bits already saved up as Joey's mainly a MN baby! lol. and has out grown NB stuff.

jessicaandrebeccasmummy · 04/05/2006 13:58

LOL - Munz was just offering me baby bits on msn andi was confused!!! IT ISNT ME!!!! (I would jump off the nearest bridge if it was me!)

bubblepop · 04/05/2006 13:59

congrats! give yourself a bit of time for the news to sink in! im guessing you already have a large family? one more won't make any difference!

Munz · 04/05/2006 14:00

Blush jarm really! lol.

ok then back to the board.

hotmama · 04/05/2006 14:07

Congrats - you are deffo up the duff with those results! Smile

OhhhMyGOD · 04/05/2006 14:14

As stunned as I am I'm also quite pleased with myself that I didn't start a " do I test?" thread.... thats an MN parp thread!

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frumpygrumpy · 04/05/2006 14:14

Lets start an "its not me" thread and see who fails to respond.

Er let me see.........ITS NOOOOOOOTTTTTT MMMEEEEEE!

frumpygrumpy · 04/05/2006 14:16

And congratulations of course Smile

bundle · 04/05/2006 14:19

omg, have you got a very young child?

OhhhMyGOD · 04/05/2006 14:22

I've just tried saying "I'm pregnant" out load to my slef and I couldn't get the words outShock

What am I going to say to DH? How am I going to say it?

Any suggeestion the don't include the words "I'm pregnant" greatly recieved....

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throckenholt · 04/05/2006 14:23

write it down Grin

Piffle · 04/05/2006 14:24

Congrats :)
How about saying
I;ve got 9 mths of two handed typing on mumsnet left?

Nbg · 04/05/2006 14:24

Just pass him the tests.

That should do it Grin

frumpygrumpy · 04/05/2006 14:26

How about "jeez honey you are such a horny stud muffin and I'm feeling like I fancy tuna and banana pizza for tea"

CHICagoMUM · 04/05/2006 14:26

Start another thread titled "How did you tell dh/dp you were pregnant" and see if any of those give you an idea.

bubblepop · 04/05/2006 14:27

how about..."you've succeeded again,well done darling!" or "hello super fast swimming horny husband,you've scored a goal"!!!

dinosaure · 04/05/2006 14:30

Are you:

Champs

Starlover

Popsycal

?