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Errrm.....I've done 3 PG test this morning...all were positive......tell they can all be wrong...please??!!??

931 replies

OhhhMyGOD · 04/05/2006 12:33

Shit!

How on earth will I tell dh?

Name changed coz don't want RL to know before DH)

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NotAnOtter · 04/05/2006 22:57

i know ....this thread is soooo crap its laughable!

SparklyGothKat · 04/05/2006 22:58

I repeat

Thats not OMG, too many H's and no capital M on the MY Grin I thought it was suzy because of the 'has this kicked off yet' but then realised it wasn't even the real OMG.

dinny · 04/05/2006 22:58

who is LTH?

7up · 04/05/2006 22:58

is it a wind up then jools or for real. the "has it kicked off yet" message was a bit confusing

mummy23 · 04/05/2006 22:58

Come on OMG, you can tell us now (i'm down on my knees, begging you pleaseGrinGrinGrin)

sunchowder · 04/05/2006 22:59

Lady Topham Hat

kid · 04/05/2006 22:59

go to bed M23!

NotAnOtter · 04/05/2006 23:00

got to go and pump

mummy23 · 04/05/2006 23:00

Hello kid, how was work today.
I went park with mum today.
WHAT LOVELY WEATHERGrinGrinGrin

7up · 04/05/2006 23:01

pump what?!man or boobiesGrin

mummy23 · 04/05/2006 23:01

lol 7upSmile

NotAnOtter · 04/05/2006 23:01

we could all start guessing about that now!

kid · 04/05/2006 23:01

yeah, lovely day today. Lots of hot and bothered sweaty kids! Hope you didn't get sunburnt, that would be a shame Grin

mummy23 · 04/05/2006 23:03

Didn't get burnt, just a bit sweatyGrin
Well thats all the nice weather for this week, got to make the most of itSmile

7up · 04/05/2006 23:03

you could do both at the same time otterGrin

veNivIDiViCkiqV · 04/05/2006 23:04

Isnt pump a euphemism for bottom gas...? Shock

mummy23 · 04/05/2006 23:04

That could be dangerous 7up, she could hurt herself!!!Grin

NotAnOtter · 04/05/2006 23:05

thats my usual technique -speeds up the processGrin

mummy23 · 04/05/2006 23:05

Or knock herself out!!!GrinGrinGrin

7up · 04/05/2006 23:06

forgot about farting mummy23, could be pumping iron as well

mummy23 · 04/05/2006 23:07

Right so who is our prime suspect for starting this thread?

Any guesses[sp?]???

kid · 04/05/2006 23:07

soooo..... who is OMG? Grin

7up · 04/05/2006 23:08

havent got a bloody clue to be honest, its quite amusing though. think i need to go to bed though and check in the morning. first thing of course, you know at 5amGrin

NotAnOtter · 04/05/2006 23:09

i like to do all three at once ...no i nearly went gross better not!

mummy23 · 04/05/2006 23:09

I want to know where Omg has gone???

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