Dull ache in fanjo

[belindarose]

I don't suppose it's anything to worry about. Had I intermittently for a free weeks but more painful and constant this morning. I was standing for most of yesterday, so assuming its just gravity. Anyone else having this? 30 weeks with DC2.

I had that. I had a varicose vein in my fanny.

It was most sincerely not fun.

Oh no, don't tell me that! I don't want to hear actual truth...

Oh. Sorry.

It's erm, er, the er, baby fairy checking on your child and doing some interim maintenance on your pelvic floor.

Oh good, thought it might be something nasty. Glad it's only a pretty, fluffy fairy. And someone does need to sort out my pelvic floor as I'm not making enough effort.

The fairy will sort it out.

It is most certainly not likely to be a hot throbbing vein pulsing in your nethers.

This fairy then...do I need her looked at or can nothing be done to evict her? If I ignore her, will she just go away in about 10 weeks time? Is she likely to, um, grow into a bigger fairy. Or invite her friends along for a fanjo fairy party?

:o :o

No, not at all funny!!

The ways of the fairy are mysterious and unpredictable. Your doctor is well versed in fairy lore.

Oh joy. Thanks...

It could be worse.

It could be a varicose vein in your fanny. That would be embarrassing.

You'll be fine. Doctors see it all the time.

Could be a prolapse too. The prolapse fairy is a right fucking bitch let me tell you

Ugh. I'd much rather believe in fairies! I don't think it's bad enough to be a prolapse...