1st pregnancy and im 26 weeks, i have no idea what to expect especially symptom wise so today there i am looking round in mothercare when i start to go dizzy, really hot and feel like i'm going to faint with a pain in my side, i cry out to my mil who starts to panic and calls a member of staff over.
im crying at this point thinking im going into a very early labour and if i feel so bad now i wont be able to give birth as the pain was so bad down my side, so as everyone in the shop by this point has heard us flapping i now have an audience watching me, after a few minutes of me panting and gasping and wondering whether i need an ambulance i suddenly feel the urge to wee - terrified in case my waters are breaking in the middle of the store i waddle to the toilet which luckily wasn't too far away, and there it was mid wee.... i did the longest and loudest fart ive ever done in my life right in mothercare toilets, and suddenly the pain was gone.
so that was my early labour.... trapped wind and a big fart! i had to come out looking very embarrassed and pretending i was still in a bit of pain and made mil leave the shop with me, god knows who heard me, there was a little queue when i came out. i can never show my face in that store again and id be surprised if i dont end up in the local papers funny bits corner 
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vix1980 · 11/03/2012 21:43
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