HG Xmas Survival:
Tell family/friends you are ill. Don't hold back on detail. It might be horrible for them to hear you puked baked beans thru your nose, pissed on the bathroom rug and then covered the rest of the bathroom in a nose bleed, but they only have to hear it once, you do it at least once a day!!!
Get a cold. Can't smell things, and you tend not to puke as much.
Don't leave your house! Xmas day is a day for relaxing, so stay in bed, watch Santa Claus (Dudley Moore one) and then have a snooze.
Tell people yr not moving from house/sofa/bed and make sure your are installed with a bell. when you ring your bell, you expect them to come and top up your water and bring you jalapeno and pineapple on a stick.
Mini eggs get sold as from Boxing Day. I lived on these for a few weeks after Xmas. Crunchy, creamy, chocolatey.....yum!
Soda water is good to drink!
and the most important thing DONT FEEL GUILTY! Next Christmas will be the best ever x