THE most ridiculous dreams in pregnancy

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Roll up, roll up, share your weird dreams here!

I'm having, oo, at least three of the buggers a night...

My favourite so far... Me and two girls I went to school with were hiding in McDs from a load of zombies. Head zombie was a boy I went to school with. I havent seen any of them in RL for at least 10 years!!

Mine was I gave birth to a barbie and couldn't swaddle it as it was so skinny. And was getting really frustrated as my nipple was the size of it's head and I couldn't breastfeed. Oddball

I dreamed last night i came up to the bedroom and DP had chucked all my necklaces on the floor and i was really annoyed at him for doing it, no idea what that one was all about.

PMSL I got up feeling a bit grumpy and down today and read all your posts some of them are really funny, I am about 5wks PG so far just very vivid weird, wacky dreams. I want the sex dreams those sound fabulous!
When my BF was PG she dreamt she cooked my DS alive in a chip pan, she also dreamed she put her baby in the washing machine.
She shagged Jeremy Clarkson lots to her delight (she has a thing for him!)

Last night's main one was plain strange. Hubby and I were working at a student union at a Uni and were doing some kind of espionage.
There was a meeting at the top of the gherkin shaped building and it took ages to climb the stairs. When we got up there we realised we had been rumbled and were being followed, so we both jumped on a metal bannister down the middle of the building, and slid round and round and down. Halfway down we met an old lady who was stuck on the bannister so we gave her a shove.
We got to the bottom and went our separate ways, until I wrote a bland email to hubby with three code words written in it. He worked it out, but so did the authorities who chased me into a room at a party. I evaded capture by dancing with someone, climbing on their shoulders and escaping through one of those square panels in the ceiling.
I emerged to see people ice skating outside in natural ice in their bare feet.
Then I woke up.....bizarre!

I had a dream about a very bad man chasing people and putting them in a giant mincer!

I'm only 4 weeks. I only hope they don't get worse!

I dreamt an old fling (who I've always found incredibly drool-inducingly attractive, but am no longer in contact with), suddenly dropped by out of the blue and wanted one last 'fling'!

Absolutely agonised in the dream over it as I desperately wanted to but at the same time have always promised myself I would never cheat on DH!

Ended up turning him down, only to promptly wake up, realise it was a dream, and begin kicking myself! Worst of all, couldn't explain to DH what the "bad dream" was about, heh!

Last night watched dvd of downton abbey, and had weird dreams all night combining downton with true blood. Lavinia became a vampire and only I knew! I'm tempted to send the plot to itv for series 3 as was very gripping :)

I had downright pornographic dreams about me and David Beckham...Trouble is, I can't stand him!!!!

Just thought I'd share my latest very weird dream...
Was in labor. Baby 1 came out as far as I remember fairly normally (I am only expecting one), and then what can only be described as a "womb guide" popped it's head out of my side (like a weird special hole that the guide could come out and let you know what was happening, you couldn't see the hole at all when it wasn't in use) and told me there were another 3 in there...and to which the MW told it it was being rediculous, I was only having 3 in total...

Now, before I continue, if you're at all an MMORPGer, if I say "escort quest" you get the role of the guide. The guide looked like a weeny mousey thing - very cute, and it wasn't at all disturbing in the dream.
...anyway, after no.2 came out, I became very worried about the guide. He seemed really poorly and was covered in white gunk. I kept telling him it was ok, I could manage the rest. The MW was really dismissive of my concerns, telling me that "it" knew it's job and would "be fine probably, anyway there was only 1 more baby to come out" at which the guide tried to argue that there were 2 left...
...and it so happened that half way through no. 3 coming, a consultant came in the room and asked how I was. I told him MW didn't believe the guide that there were 4 in total and that the guide looked really poorly. I described how he looked and the consultant looked really worried, pressed the emergency button and a crash team came in. Consultant pushed the MW out the way, then asked if I minded delivering 3 and 4 without the guide and asked if I minded him going in through the guides door and getting out the guide. I said "go for it". He prepped the door and essentially gave it an episiotomy and pulled the guide out, who was all limp and hardly breathing.
The crash team then tried to save the guide whilst I had no 3 and 4 and being very concerned about the guide...I think they were successful but am not 100% sure.

So, if anyone ever thinks they're not normal for having weird dreams...just remember that one and feel sane....
...if that doesn't help, I also once had a dream where I was a child Hitler winked at me in a chocolate shop (like thorntons) but all the chocolate were Nazi symbols...

Oeisha had horrific dream last night about vampires and couldn't wake myself up. Yours definatly sounds wierd .

I can still vividly remember several pregnancy dreams, despite it being 8 years ago!

One dream was that my baby was born wearing a hand knitted green jumper! Nothing else, just a little green jumper!

Second dream was that we couldn't decide on a name for our baby (who was a boy), a few years passed and little boy was on a bike in our street, I went to call him inside for his dinner and nothing came out - he STILL didn't have a name! So I asked my dad for advice and he said "why don't you have a girl instead and call her Zoe" and the little boy turned into a baby girl, being held in my dad's arms.

There were many more (including shagging someone from work on the grass in front of my house - took me weeks to be able to look him in the face again!).

Weird!

Oh no Nanny !