Things I'm going to do after the baby is born.....!

[LoveACuppaTea]

Gain Loose three stone (including the baby weight so about a stone off what I weigh now hopefully!)

Completely Not stress out about everything

Hire a cleaner Keep my house neat and tidy

Sit about listening to other mums talk about how amazing their kids are Be understanding towards other mums

Get up with the baby and let DH sleep as he has work.... On weekdays only....

Never allow anyone ever to be near my baby unless I'm there to make sure they are doing everything properly! Allow others to coo over my baby if they so please!

Go to Yo Sushi and devour EVERYTHING on the conveyer belt!

(Actually have my sister pre-booked for a date after the birth so she can babysit specifically for this )

Lose all this extra weight
Run around with my DS (which might help with the above)
Eat sushi, brie and blue cheese
Drink wine (in moderation - I plan to BF again)
Paint my toenails

...have a very large glass of vino [bugrin]
cheers
& sleep on my tummy, providing my boobs arent too sore!...

You can have sushi when pregnant. In the UK it all has to be frozen to kill off the bad stuff. Food Standards Agency says a big yes to sushi when pregnant.

I've been eating M&S sushi (which is cooked), but I'm steering clear of raw fish, meat or eggs until after baby arrives. An upset stomach I can do without.

Stop being sick
Have a glass of wine and a stilton ploughman's.

go out at least once a month for some me time.
get back to the gym for body combat.
get up out & ready for DS at school the second week.
Oh and have loads of walks on the beach as it's will still be sunny the baby will be v v good for it's mummy and not colicy like DS was so I can have copious amounts of cake with DP at the posh cake shop while DS is in school - after all kids don't appreciate the quality of a good cake! :o

Walk all day in the rain/sun/snow/wind/hale and climb a really, really high fell :] oh and maybe even climb a tree (it's one of those things you only really miss when you realise you shouldn't do it...!)

oh and maybe I will actually take up running.

Muser I love you and want to have your babies.

Well, y'know, when I'm done having this one.

And even then not for a while.

But the sentiment's there >>goes to set up home at Yo!

Eat LOTS of gooey cheese, pate and fried eggs with runny yolks :)
See my feet - and be able to put my shoes on without it being a mission. Oh, can't wait for my feet to return to a normal size either - the swelling is so uncomfortable.

eat faggots... strange but true lol

not be a sad tragic extension of another human life that uses baby as excuse for being fat, poorly presented, unfit and has nothing to talk about other than baby. ie to continue with life as normal being a human being with identity of my own, that motherhood fits into rather than replaces.