I think I have spotted a niche in the market: Pregnancy Muzzles

[MadreInglese]

For those of us pumped to the eyeballs with hormones inducing alternate outbursts of uncontrollable unneccessary tears and irrational irritated rage

They could have little earphones attached too, playing a repeat message of "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all" in a nice voice (maybe something soothing like Joanna Lumley)

I might call the patent office, will it catch on do you think?

Great idea, and if it can also stop me eating 3 double deckers in a row then all the better for it!!

Mmm...Double Decker...

amazing! I'll be your tester, I could really do with one of them.

I so need one of those!!!! I was discussing with my DH last night how irritating it is everybody asking how I am at work, or having the audacity to ask me if I want a cup of tea. Somehow couldn't quite get across to him why it was quite so irritating...!

DH then suggested that perhaps if I was finding everybody in the world irritating and annoying, that perhaps I was part of the problem. So he got added to my irritating list

Why is it that even though I know it's me being irrational, I still can't control it?!

You need to do it, quickly, I need one! I am in danger of watching my whole family pack up and leave me! My 6 year old told me that if I didn't stop shouting he would lock me outside for the night!!

Put my name down for one please!

Pass one over here please.

I suffer from THE RAGE when pg. I get very opinionated and the only correct opinion is mine

could it be like one of those 'Darth Vader' voice changer masks please?

With a fake-but-believable smiley face painted on it?

I'm not pregnant but would LOVE to wear one for a day...oh the fun I could have getting few things off my chest but outwardly being so luuverly

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I am like that all the time, opinionated and always right

I've just eaten some of your chocs mmeLindt They were very nice, little balls that were hard on the outside and soft on the inside, yum.

I can be quite bossy normally, but it just gets out of hand when I'm pg

Would anybody be interested in my patented big pointy stick to keep consultants at bay. Prevents all known vaginal examinations and can be used to respond to impertinent questions from the first trimester.

Yes, I'll have one of those sticks too please!

Too late - I got there first. I have been giving OH the silent treatment for the past 4 days as he is annoying me. There is a slot for choc ices though. So, mine is multi-functional.

lol glynis, excellent idea

right, will get to work on the design tonight!

Oh, I think I'll wait for the Big Pointy Stick2 - new and improved and now with extra pointyness. Just like iphones, just wait, it'll happen in a couple of months and all you suckers who rushed for the original will be envious of my BPS2.

The muzzle though. Hmm. I definitely need one. But... this is about the only time in my life I've been so objectionable and I kinda like it sometimes

Can we not have muzzles for other people? It would be far easier if everyone else wore one then we wouldn't have to worry about keeping quiet :)

Maybe earplugs for everyone. Just hand them round when you're about to say something potentially offensive, then you can still let rip, and no harm done!