Yes of course my belly's getting rounder you fool, that does tend to happen when you're pregnant, and no you can't touch it, now eff off and stop pointing and commenting at full bloody volume!

[MadreInglese]

Well that's what I'd really like to say to all the "ooooooh you're getting a little belly bump now" comments

But instead I just tend to grit my teeth and grin inanely while squeezing out a "hmmm" in reply

Arrghhh I forgot how much your body becomes public property in pregnancy, you wouldn't comment on non-pregnant women getting rounder, would you?? Oh I can't wait for the "OMG you're HUUUUUUUGE" comments later on

Kitty your MIL sounds insane!! But in a good way.. at least she's making you coffee

I like people wanting to commune with my baby - in fact I tend to insist my poor brothers sit for ages waiting to feel the baby move!!

I have to agree with mandy1978!!!!!

i fully expect people to tell me I look huge (when it happens, it is already but easily hidden) as they used to seeing me much slimmer!

But they best ask before touching. they wont get to touch, i have reflexes of a (fat) cat and shall jump back :)