A thread for everyone who is feeling rubbish today and wants to tell the world to just sod off

[jasmine51]

No I dont want a glass of orange juice unless you want to see it all over the bathroom.....I know the scan is only next week but I'm worried,ok....someone do the washing up because I just cant be arsed...put a duvet on the sofa please, I'm not going to work, I'm going to watch daytime tv and eat whatever I flippin well want...and no I'm not worried about having a backside the size of Wales....I'm pregnant and its not fun at the moment....ok!

Didn't sleep (Hubby clearly slept well if the snoring was anything to go by ...), got up, made breakfast, put the washing on, cleaned the bathroom, got ready for work, stepped outside the front door (already knackered) to find ...

FLAT TYRE!!

yelled at hubby, cried, googled bus times, sprinted (as much as I can with a bump like this) across the village to the bus stop, got to work late ...

At what point is today going to get any easier? I can't cope with this level of drama when I'm not pregnant - let alone now!

yes i am fully aware that it is only three weeks till due date, but telling me that doesn't stop me being fed up being in so much pain putting my effing socks on!

and if i want to sit in the bath eating an entire box of celebrations, i will, so eff off and watch the football, which you're going to do anyway despite the fact i've been without any adult conversation all day!

Oh this has cheered me up, 6 weeks pg with number 3, and so tired and feel sick all the time (although not as bad as others I know) went to meetings in London yesterday v long and hard work, wanted to shout "LEAVE ME ALONE I'M PREGNANT AND FEEL CRAP!!!"

"I've got an excuse I'm pregnant" - well here's some sodding news, so am I, you just don't know it yet!