Nick name for ladie bits!!

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Iv been talking with my girl friends about this but I'm not sure what to call my 2 year old daughter's bits! Iv had some awful suggestions like flower and mini not very me words!! Any good suggestions out there??

Don't think fanny works well here in Scotland, too many times of hearing ' you're a wee fanny' hurled at people as an insult. I'm watching this thread with interest as DD 11 months, gina sounds good as always teach the kids the real names first ie the boys know its called a penis but refer to as willy.

Just read wilma, genius.

Yeah we went with vulvie, kind of like the actual word but slightly twee-ed up.
I do like foof though actually. Hmm. I wonder if I can introduce that too.

Rummikub - tuppence and flower make me ill too!
I talked this over so much with everyone I didn't know what to do but did plump for Fanny as it is unambiguous.

My DD went to her friend's house, picked a daisy in the garden and asked her friend's father if he wanted to see her flower. Poor girl had NO IDEA why he was backing away and averting his eyes!

bonzo that's hilarious! I also wanted an unambiguous word. And being a mum to a daughter I wanted her to be proud to be female not ashamed. Growing up we didn't even have a word for our bits! Boys are so proud of their willies so why can't girls be of their fannies?? Obviously I'm not saying show your bits to everyone and give the message to my dd that her bits are hers and private. So many issues to consider.

Bonzo I don't think that's hilarious, I think hat's awful and why such stupid bloody euphemisms should be avoided.

Free the fanny

Yes yes we need a campaign name. Fanny freedom fighters? FrOK- Fannies r ok? That's all I got. quinto I agree that the euphemisms aren't helpful. It was just the image of the scene made me chuckle!

Henrietta I think you've got my vote

Willy for boy
Wilma for girl

I've been using the word Yoni after having learned the term here on MN

elQ precisely why I'm a "Fanny Fighter"
No? Not got the right ring to it? FoofFighters was taken

Arf at FoofFighters

I don't understand why there must be a 'euphemism' for vulva, rather than a 'socially polite' name, like Willy.

It was fannies all around when I was growing up. It wasn't until I joined MN that I found out there are all sorts of names,most of them twee and absolutely vomit-worthy.

My all time favourite name is Bajingo (I'd been watching too much Scrubs).

I have named my own Anastasia von Beaverhousen (long befire 50shades of bollocks)

Utterly pmsl!

Had one brownie loudly announce several times that she was up to her doodie in the bucket if water she had decided to sit in

I think I used fanny or privates as a child

My DD is only 14 months but whenever I'm talking to her when doing her nappy I always just say "girly bits" it's not twee and silly but not something you would at hearing from a child's mouth as she got older either.

Yoni is fantastic. I'd love that to become widely used. I would happily talk about my yoni

It's a fanny. The nspcc strongly advise against 'pet' names for body parts, for a variety of reasons

Dd8 calls it her flower she also says that when I had her and her brothers she came out the lady way (natural birth) and the boys came out of the sun roof (section) lol.

I think the word fanny only works in some parts of the country. We had this discussion in the pub recently and London friends thought it OK and us from up North thought it vulgar...

I've always used Minnie but a friend says moo moo or noonie

Faffy in this house. Or fanjo between adults.

Girl at uni called hers a "furry beetle bonnet".

How do you pronounce Yoni?

I always called it my Minni as a child, and would probably use Minni, Foof, or Fanny.

Yo - like yo high 5

Ni - neigh like horsy neigh.

My niece was taught to use vulva.

She's two. She calls it her Voover.

Voover is genius.