My cabbage drinks the bath water

[aimee888]

Since having my second baby every time I sit in a bath I feel like the water is going up my cabbage is this normal?

Oh dear lol

My nana always used to refer to have a wee as “wetting the lettuce”

Moron is also English for Moron

Yes I know but the OP started a thread about her veg vag

If you call your vagina a cabbage why would you shake it when you wee you do know you don’t wee out of your vagina?

Be careful or you’ll get a leek.

@aimee888 I LOVE this

Hahaha
Vegina

I was coming in here to say that mine sometimes sucks it out of his flannel and not to worry...

Then read the full thread!

@JustHereForThePooStories weeeeeyyyyyyyy!

Cabbage troll 😂

Poor OP

What’s a “shoogle” *Babdoc?!

This can’t be real. Shake the cabbage??!!

Genuinely wondered why someone had veg in the bath.
Turned out op meant vadge.
Easy mistake. I often serve meat and 2 vadge instead of veg...

Brb, off to shake the cabbage.

cabbage though

I thought based on the title that cabbage was a weird name for your baby babies shouldn't drink bath water.

I have heard of men having 'meat and two veg' maybe this is related to that?

Somebody once accused me of having unnatural ways with radishes. Does that count?

I'm positively green with envy!
You could steam it afterwards.

Cabbages
Lettuce
Radish

Well, who knew?!

And why is the cabbage emoji the same as lettuce? There's a whole world of differences between the two.

Vegina

Cabbage? 😂😂😂

Stupidly read this thread at the work. Am in tears of laughter and can't stop