May 06 quiz time

[hockeymum]

I saw this on an antenatal thread and it looked like a fab idea. Fill it in and get to know each other a bit more!

Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say?
If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching?
Except the computer, what can you hear right now?
When was the last time you were outside and what did you do?
What are you wearing?
What's on the walls, in the room you're in right now?
When was the last time you laughed?
Who washed the breakfast dishes today?
What do you do with your pocket change?
What was the last project that you took on?
What song always makes you get up and dance?
What do you collect?
Who is on your list? You know, those who you have a free pass to have an affair with should they come knocking on your door. Who is on your DP's list?
What is your all time favourite clean joke?

"PI saw this on an antenatal thread and it looked like a fab idea. Fill it in and get to know each other a bit more!

Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say? Particular about what? Carrie wondered.
If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching? The wall
Except the computer, what can you hear right now? The washing machine!
When was the last time you were outside and what did you do? about an hour ago, bringing kids in from car.
What are you wearing? brown boots, purple tights, black crinkly skirt and turquoise top
What's on the walls, in the room you're in right now? pictures of family, green men and lindisfarne (the place, not the band!)
When was the last time you laughed? when putting dd to bed, everything she does makes me laugh!
Who washed the breakfast dishes today? me
What do you do with your pocket change? spend it!
What was the last project that you took on? knitting dd dungarees
What song always makes you get up and dance? at the mo, rehab by amy winehouse
What do you collect? toilets. minature ones. they are a rare breed.
Who is on your list? You know, those who you have a free pass to have an affair with should they come knocking on your door. Who is on your DP's list? we dont have a list! (maybe we should have a list....!)
What is your all time favourite clean joke? Whats brown and sticky?
A brown stick.

What a good idea!

Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say?
the people who write for red magazine.
If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching? a very tall window with curtains closed.
Except the computer, what can you hear right now? CIS, i'm adicted
When was the last time you were outside and what did you do? putting cans in recycle bin
What are you wearing? jeans that don't quite fit and a t-shirt with baby sick on it.
What's on the walls, in the room you're in right now? CD's and damp, my house has issues.
When was the last time you laughed? 3 hours ago when my friend told me she left her tattoo half done cos of the pain, ha.
Who washed the breakfast dishes today? they're still there cos i'm knacked
What do you do with your pocket change? bye coffee from expensive coffee shops
What was the last project that you took on? maisie my DD i haven't completed any since just started things
What song always makes you get up and dance? nina simone, i got life.
What do you collect? beads and shiney stuff, like a magpie
Who is on your list? You know, those who you have a free pass to have an affair with should they come knocking on your door.
bradd pitt(in fight club) Who is on your DP's list? a.jolie
What is your all time favourite clean joke?
what black and white and black and white and black...... a penguin rolling downhill.

Great idea

Page 18 para 4 "The south tower was hit by united airlines flight 175 impacting the 86th to the 92nd floors" Dh's 911 a tribute book, oooh, bringing it all back

If i stretch out my left arm i am touching one of the shelves that is absolutely packed with cds

I can hear the tv right now, dh is watching scrum five cos he went to see wales v oz yesterday and still can't believe they drew!!

I was outside about 2 hrs ago trying to see the fireworks going off at the back of the house

I'm wearing a pair of jeans and white long sleeved t shirt with orange sick on it!!

I'm in the living room, on the walls are the shelves with the cds on, a few pictures and my wedding flowers which were dried and then re arranged - v nice

I laughed about an hour a go at dh entertaining ds

The dishwasher washed the dishes this morning!

My pocket change goes into a red container we have on the table, then into a bigger jar which gets emptied once a year, then we do something nice with the money

The last project i took on was at work. i work for a drug research company and i was organising a study

I'll dance to anything 80's, but Wham! always gets me out of my seat

I collect hair products for frizzy hair - much to dh's disgust!

Gary Barlow is on my list, Neve Campbell on dh's

My joke is really crap... what is green, round and smelly?........Kermit's bum!! told you it was crap!!

I enjoyed that, thanks Hockeymum Don't quite know what you will all think of me though

Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say? I don't know as I have to hide them from DS as her likes copying the page numbers and then they end up wih ink all over
If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching? A pack of wet wipes on the floor by the setee
Except the computer, what can you hear right now? The washing machine and rick astley on 'The Hits' DP is channel hopping!
When was the last time you were outside and what did you do? We went to the xmas shops at Caerphilly Gardens Cebtre - we love xmas
What are you wearing? Maternity jammies from mothercare, very compfy but def not sexy
What's on the walls, in the room you're in right now? Shelves holding DVDs a clock and some pictures
When was the last time you laughed? About an hour ago - DH was tickling me
Who washed the breakfast dishes today? The dishwasher, we've recently got posh
What do you do with your pocket change? Spend it in local cafe having tea with my friends
What was the last project that you took on? moving the old computer upstairs to DS room - I did it and set it up wow!
What song always makes you get up and dance? All these thing I've done by the Killers
What do you collect? Grey hairs
Who is on your list? You know, those who you have a free pass to have an affair with should they come knocking on your door. Who is on your DP's list? Mine, sadly Jeremy Clarkson (don't know why) and Dave Groll from the Foo Fighters. DP Belinda Carlisle from the '80's and any one of girls aloud
What is your all time favourite clean joke?What do you call a french man in sandals??? Fellipe Flop - terrible or what???

Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say?
At bedtime Harry said to mum, "I like videos but I like dinosaurs betterbecause you can fix them, you can bath them, you can take them to bed.
If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching?
Marks work manuals I might give them a push then he will put them away!!!
Except the computer, what can you hear right now?
DS1 wanting the TV on and the boiler
When was the last time you were outside and what did you do?
Took the dog out last night and put the bin out
What are you wearing?
dressing gown
What's on the walls, in the room you're in right now?
Clock and bookshelves
When was the last time you laughed?
yesterday we were watching fireworks and the children even gracie were killing them selves laughing shouting at the rockets to bang
Who washed the breakfast dishes today?
the dishwasher will
What do you do with your pocket change?
put it in jars
What was the last project that you took on?
painting the kitchen organising a party
What song always makes you get up and dance?
anything 80s rock yes I am that sad
What do you collect? nothing really
Who is on your list? You know, those who you have a free pass to have an affair with should they come knocking on your door.
George Clooney
Who is on your DP's list?
Nigella Lawson and the girl out of american pie and buffy
What is your all time favourite clean joke?
two eggs in a frying pan one says god its hot in here the other says bloody hell a talking egg!

Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say?
combining something comfortable with an element of the racy (surely the ideal for us modern women) ((from a magasine in case you were beginning to wonder about me!!))

If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching?
Baby Annabell in her pram

Except the computer, what can you hear right now?
the washing machine and the hum of the baby monitor

When was the last time you were outside and what did you do?
about 5 minutes ago, walking DD to school in the fog

What are you wearing?
getting with the theme on this page and I have a tshirt with baby sick on it and jeans (miraculously without baby sick on them!)

What's on the walls, in the room you're in right now?
5 black and white photos of new york from when I took DH there last year for his 30th and a picture DD drew of me with my baby in my tummy (before DS was born)

When was the last time you laughed?
about 1 minute ago, someone is msning me and making me laugh a lot!

Who washed the breakfast dishes today?
me!

What do you do with your pocket change?
use it as I go along

What was the last project that you took on?
I'm applying to start my MSc part time in September

What song always makes you get up and dance?
all the cheesy wedding reception stuff, but mainly anything indie rock

What do you collect?
nothing really but ice hockey pics on some level.

Who is on your list? You know, those who you have a free pass to have an affair with should they come knocking on your door. Who is on your DP's list?
My list - Chad Michael Murray; Merv Priest (ice hockey player) pretty much any ice hockey player actually
His list - Jennifer Aniston; Lisa Rogers; Sarah Beeny; Phillipa Forrester (of about 5 years ago!)

What is your all time favourite clean joke?
2 peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted

Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say?
RATHER EMBARASSINGLY, NO BOOKS NEARBY!! (AND I CAN'T BE ARSED TO GET UP FROM MY CHAIR!!)

If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching?
BABY MONITOR

Except the computer, what can you hear right now?
RADIO 1 (JO WHILEY) WASHING MACHINE, DD WAKING UP FROM MORNING NAP.

When was the last time you were outside and what did you do?
LAST NIGHT, WENT TO SEE DEACON BLUE IN CAMBRIDGE, WHICH WAS FAB! (ok not strictly speaking outside, but we did walk a LONG way from car park, does that count?)

What are you wearing?
BROWN COMBATS & A BLACK JUMPER

What's on the walls, in the room you're in right now?
NOTICE BOARD COVERED IN PHOTOS OF FAMILY & FRIENDS AND SHELF WITH BITS & BOBS ON.

When was the last time you laughed?
THIS MORNING, AT DD'S FACE AS I FED HER WEETABIX FOR BREAKFAST FOR THE 2ND TIME ONLY!! (ANYBODY WOULD THINK IT WAS POISIN)

Who washed the breakfast dishes today?
DISHWASHER WILL

What do you do with your pocket change?
PUT IT IN A TERRAMUNDI POT

What was the last project that you took on?
WE GUTTED AND RE-DID OUR UTILITY ROOM & CLEARED OUT GARAGE AT SAME TIME.(very exciting)

What song always makes you get up and dance?
WITHOUT A DOUBT, RETURN OF THE SPACE COWBOY BY JAMIROQUAI (THE DANCE VERSION)

What do you collect?
DOES CD'S COUNT?

Who is on your list? You know, those who you have a free pass to have an affair with should they come knocking on your door. Who is on your DP's list?
MY LIST...PHIL SPENCER (LOCATION....)AND SINCE LAST NIGHT, RICKY ROSS FROM DEACON BLUE.
DH'S LIST, KIRSTY ALLSOP (LOCATION...) AND LUCKILY FOR ME, ANYONE CURVY AND VOLUPTUOUS!!

What is your all time favourite clean joke?
FROM PETER KAY STAND UP, WHEN PAYING AT TILL CASHIER SAYS "THAT'LL BE £3.46" AND BUYER SAYS "DO YOU WANT THE 46P?" AND CASHIER SAYS "WELL YES, OTHERWISE IT'S NOT ENOUGH".
MUCH FUNNIER WHEN PETER KAY DOES IT

Great quiz, lots of fun.

Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say? ELETRIC PULP TESTER THE TOOTH SHOULD BE DRIED AND PROPHY PASTE USED AS A CONDUCTIVE MEDIUM.

If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching? THE BOOK CASE.

Except the computer, what can you hear right now? THE WASHING MACHINE

When was the last time you were outside and what did you do? TOOK DS1 TO NURSERY THIS AM

What are you wearing? TRACKSUIT BOTTOMS AND A TOP
What's on the walls, in the room you're in right now? NOTHING, ITS ON THE TO DO LIST...

When was the last time you laughed? DS1 FEEDING DS2 AND DS2 EATING IT( WE HAVE FAILED MISERABLY)

Who washed the breakfast dishes today? NOBODY YET[GRIN] THE DISHWASHER LATER.

What do you do with your pocket change? NEVER HAVE ANY. / CAR PARK MONEY

What was the last project that you took on?GETTING DS2 ONTO A BOTTLE

What song always makes you get up and dance? ANYTHING BY ABBA (SAD I KNOW)

What do you collect? DUST

Who is on your list? You know, those who you have a free pass to have an affair with should they come knocking on your door. Who is on your DP's list? GAVIN HENSON, BRAD, MATT DAMON . LIZ HURLEY CAMERON DIAZ JODIE KIDD.

What is your all time favourite clean joke? TWO SNOWMEN IN A FIELD.FIRST ONE SNIFFS AND SAYS TO THE OTHER ' CAN YOU SWELL CARROTTS?'

"The Children go to the Shops"

Sofa

Little Mermaid on TV

10 mins ago, bringing dd home from gymnastics

Black trousers, wool jumper

Apricot White paint

On the phone 10 mins ago

No-one yet....

Spend it on odds and ends

Big music exam

Jump

Teddies

Viggo Mortensen. Dh - not sure

What exams do farmers take? Hay Levels.

Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say? Identify the requirements and constraints that exist between application architecture and infrastructure... blah blah blah, DH techie book!
If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching? a window
Except the computer, what can you hear right now? Jackie Chan fighting on TV
When was the last time you were outside and what did you do? Walking home from work in the rain with the pushchair (fun!) this afternoon
What are you wearing? grey pyjamas
What's on the walls, in the room you're in right now? a Tamara De Lempicka Print (Cala Lillies)
When was the last time you laughed? today at work
Who washed the breakfast dishes today? nobody - didn't get chance to eat breakfast
What do you do with your pocket change? put it in a piggy bank for DD
What was the last project that you took on? er, having a baby?
What song always makes you get up and dance? I don't feel like dancing, Scissor Sisters
What do you collect? clothes that are too small
Who is on your list? You know, those who you have a free pass to have an affair with should they come knocking on your door. Johnny Depp
Who is on your DP's list? Sandra Bullock
What is your all time favourite clean joke? 2 monkeys get in a bath, one says "oo oo oo", the other says, "put some cold water in then!"

Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say?
If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching? air
Except the computer, what can you hear right now? ds's nursery rhyme cd
When was the last time you were outside and what did you do? took children for a walk in woods after lunch
What are you wearing? jeans and jumper
What's on the walls, in the room you're in right now? nothing
When was the last time you laughed? today
Who washed the breakfast dishes today? dishwasher
What do you do with your pocket change? put it in a pot
What was the last project that you took on? playgroup secretary
What song always makes you get up and dance? dancing in the moonlight by toploader
What do you collect? pocket change!
Who is on your list? You know, those who you have a free pass to have an affair with should they come knocking on your door. Who is on your DP's list? Shane Richie - Demi Moore
What is your all time favourite clean joke? What do Mexicans put under their carpets? Underlay Underlay!

Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say? "It was great to work on a project that revolves around real events and people"
If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching? DH sitting at the computer desk (I'm on laptop - quite sad really)
Except the computer, what can you hear right now? DH moaning coz I just poked him with my left hand..
When was the last time you were outside and what did you do? walked from car up to house on my way home from work about an hour ago
What are you wearing? red chemise/nightie and purple pj bottoms (very stylish!)
What's on the walls, in the room you're in right now? casts of DS's feet and hands, 3 calendars and shelves.
When was the last time you laughed? this morning
Who washed the breakfast dishes today? hmmm...don't think I had breakfast. DH did last lot of dishes though.
What do you do with your pocket change? keep it in my purse till the zip bursts
What was the last project that you took on? I don't know - moving house, having DS, choosing new carseat?
What song always makes you get up and dance? Hey Mickey - can't remember who sings it
What do you collect? dust and dirty washing
Who is on your list? You know, those who you have a free pass to have an affair with should they come knocking on your door. Richard Dean Anderson, Sean Bean, Richard E Grant
Who is on your DP's list? he says he wouldn't have anyone but me but if he had to pick, Renee Zellweger and Salma Hayek.
What is your all time favourite clean joke? Why does the green man flash? the red man stole his towel!

? book closest to you
No book near, it?s on my bedside, sorry!

? stretch out your left arm
The wall

? what can you hear
Clock ticking and golden silence ? just waiting for DS to start crying as I?ve just put him down, and DH is out for the evening, so no TV/PS for once. Bless?d peace!

? outside and what did you do
Move my car, so hubby could get his car out. Oh joy!

What are you wearing?
Black trousers, blue t-shirt and blue cardy

What's on the walls ?
Clock, photos and shelves

When was the last time you laughed?
Just now ? at Asur?s comment about her hubby moaning coz she just poked him! I love MN ? you guys make me laugh!

? breakfast dishes
Me, who else? DH? Ha!

? pocket change
Buy chocolate!

? last project
Homemade Xmas cards from DS to his grandparents ? they?re not finished yet!

What song always makes you get up and dance?
Dance ? what?s that? Haven?t danced in ages!

What do you collect?
Clutter!

Who is on your list?
When would I have time to have an affair?

What is your all time favourite clean joke?
Dr, Dr ? my eye hurts every time I have a cup of tea!
Well, take the spoon out then!
He he he!