New (red) dawn for anxious lefties...?

[WilfSellOut]

New thread

BUGGER BUGGER I meant the £

Loving Hoochie going to bed and thinking good thoughts as a strategy.

I.want.to.eat.NOW.

meant to add Wirral West is Tory/Labour marginal

Fucking vomit at this on the Tory thread:

'The really important vote will happen when the Gilt (UK govt bond) market starts trading a special session at 1.00 am in the City. If the Tory party looks like getting a majority the market will soar.'

Yeah. Cos that's the most important thing...

AITCH I LOVE YOU.

I'd go pufferfish for pickles rather than monkfish

Shit Hoochie you can't torch yourself now.
I need a takeaway number goddamn it. I have lasted til now but feel the need for chips to soak up the wine calm my nerves, and my old faithful shut half an hour ago. Bet they've done a roaring trade today.
Did my bit and voted big Ben today. Was my first time voting

The Tories can sod off in Cheadle. Might out myself by saying why, just be assured they're all cunts there.

Pizza has arrived and according to DH the shop owner voted Tory in inner city Manchester. Hahhahahaha.

I am going to bed. Enjoy the kebab, justa. goodnight all. Hoping to see something astonishing in the morning.

sunderland the third on the way.

GET ERIC PICKLES OFF MY TELLY

We've all been fucking hilarious Aitch search 'ham shine' on first thread

Paul Mason saying it looks like a recount in Richmond Park

Aitch we did have a good joke a while back, on the other thread, about Ham Shines. I bleeding missed it and the thread was going so fast I couldn't go back. But go and chekc.

Aitch that MP never had to come round canvassing for funnies. She just knew.

I was quite funny setting up Celebrity Deathmatch with Prada Gimp masks between Cod and Mary Portas. But not on this thread...

Hoochi STEP AWAY FROM THE PYRE

worry, worry, swing, swing, worry, worry....

RECOUNTS!
Amazing. This really is history in the making. To coin a clitch.

Oh God - I really promised myself that I would go to bed but I'm sucked in already even though it looks very depressing. Am also looking for hilarity and am only drinking tea (unlike previous election nights when I would be fuelled by copious amounts of alcohol)