If anyone is elected, the moon will turn to green cheese and the rivers will run with Froot Shoots!!

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If anyone is elected, the moon will turn to green cheese and the rivers will run with Froot Shoots!!

Greggs Sausage Rolls will be compulsary in school!

Heeeeeeeelp!!!

Is your DH a senior astrologer, by any chance?

In his nightmares

What's your prediction?

The sky will fall in. I'm off to see the Wizard of Oz about it. Though I shall wear converse. Anyone want to come with me?

The world will burst into flames and in its ashes, Bob Geldof and Bono, the only survivers will hold an earnest concert. They might even do a duet.

I've seen the future. It isn't pretty.

survivors.

Tsk tsk.

Oh god I don't know. It's too depressing to think about it.

Anything but Call Me Dave and his ghastly pals. Well, anything except UKIP or the Charming Mr Griffin of course.

I am past caring now.

I have spent so long dreading a tory victory that I am all out of dread. I am dreadless.

I am scare-proof.

But my actual prediction is that a large cloud of volcanic ash will close all the aiports in Scotland...oh, hang on...

And I'm off on hols in the middle of nowhere on Fri so hope everyone can sort it all out nicely before we get back.

I have eaten 2 packs of Minicheddars and untold Belgian biscuits which were for tomorrow night's viewing.

There are just crumbs, it's very embarassing, I'm going to have to get replacements.

"I am scare-proof. "

Nigel Farage will become PM and UKIP win by a landslide.

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Come on you lot, man up! I wanna see you at those polling stations at 6:59 tomorrow with sparkly hair and tidy teeth, ready to do your duty for your country. It's a new dawn - just think, the telly will be going back to normal in a few days!

Remember "if your candidate's got a chin, he's in"

I was trying to scaremonger here but I think we're all fed up of that now!

"Remember "if your candidate's got a chin, he's in" "

PMSL.

No comment.

Except....

No I'll let you have that one it was very good.

BNP would scare me, or UKIP. But those aren't very likely (thank god).

In fact the only hope that I am clinging on to is that the BNP candidate in our constituency loses her deposit (fingers crossed).

We will introduce proportional representation by body part. The most popular party will have a voice whereas the others will be represented by another body part. One will have an arse to fart in the leader's general direction (luckily he will not have a nose so will not notice) and the other will have a foot to put the boot in and trip up policy change.....oh wait.....