So we're not allowed to swear, but you are allowed to be patronizing and rude (to Lulumaam of all people, which is a MN sin... ) and use words like "ditto" which my 12 year old brother has grown out of.
And just be generally a pain in the arse.
My darling, how old are you, out of curiosity?
And here is a delightful list of words, especially for you:
Fuck.
Twat.
Wank stain (Your favourite!! Why does the N need to be X'ed out, by the way?).
Bastard.
Cunt Gremlin (Courtesy of DP in reaction to your delightful post).
Anyone else have some more to add?
Crystal my love, I am going to be so sad if you leave (hint hint). I feel we have really connected over the past few weeks...