Jacob Rees-Mogg and his nanny

[Coolfonz]

The geezer still has his nanny from when he was a kid. D'you think she blows raspberries on his tummy when she's changing him still?

Could be a bit like Footballers Wives when that nurse used to give the chairman lamb shanks when he was asleep.

Bit weird that.

Are you on a pre-polling roll?

Oh god i just spat out my coffee...

Ha, chinless wonder extraordinaire

He is in touch with the people though.

The Boy Wonder is standing in the next-door constituency to us .

Lovely spoof website HERE apparently set up by a Bath University student. Who says the young are apathetic about politics then?

coolfonz I have to give you kudos for being a trier.

I think Tories actually like the fact he has his nanny. They love a bit of pervo-action that lot.

The minute they shut the doors they're all sticking oranges in their chops and putting on suspenders, and that's just the men...

snort!

Do you think Jacob will be allowed to bring his nanny with him to Parliament. Like if he needs his sandwiches or to find the loo in a hurry?

On a more serious nore, I just cannot fathom why the Tories have allowed him to stand as a Tory candidate? You'd think they'd be trying to get away from their out of touch upper class clique image?

Don't forget his charming sister Annunziata.

Mind you she looks less of a complete twat than her brother.

I know loads about JRM, sadly i'm too nice to spill what a fucking ulra-rich privileged twat he is in detail...sighs...

Her holy mother Anunununaunaununzitatatatafornow didn't get in

"I do wish you wouldn't keep going on about my nanny," he's bleated. "If I had a valet, you'd think it was perfectly normal."

One of us.

He got in? How depressing. How can any sensible electorate vote for a man who went all through his student years wearing a suit. Every bloody day?

He is offically my MP now The idea of moving seems even better now. Unless he would lend me his nanny? wonder if she is any good?

The Tory party did apparently try to get Annunziata Rees-Mogg to change her name to Nancy Mogg to appeal more to the lower orders

Annunziata Rees-Mogg was the candidate in my area.