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Claig - please come

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ooojimaflip · 05/05/2010 10:43

and explain to us all how Communism is a front for Global Capital, and the ideals of the left disguise a nasty secret.

I know, I know, I am a lost cause - a brainwashed leftist zombie. But if not for MY sake then for others - there may be some you can yet save!

Be careful of zebra crossings if you prove that black is white though.

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claig · 05/05/2010 13:45

because nobody would believe that a resource shortage was serious enough to mean that we had to curtail our lifestyles and had to reduce our family sizes. The crisis has to be on the scale of "we have only 50 days left to save the world" as Gordon Brown told us, in order for people to accept that change needs to happen.

ooojimaflip · 05/05/2010 14:17

If the evidence is convincing enough for the conspirators I can't see why they wouldn't go with the evidence. "We are running out of X" is surely an easier sell that "The invisible gas that plants eat is going to make everywhere get hotter". There is resistance to Climate Change for exactly the same lack of imminent danger as for resource shortages.

And resource wars are already breaking out - much easier to make the case with those.

I can't see WHAT the conspirators get out of the conspiracy.

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claig · 05/05/2010 14:41

ooojomaflip, the great and the good are lying to us. They don't believe it. Al Gore's energy use for his home was revealed to the public. They won't stop flying, they are too important for that. Yes there is water shortage and there may be wars over that, but even that could be solved with technology such as desalination plants if they really wanted to. It is not really resource shortages that are at the heart of the policy. The great and the good study all of the tricks of the trade. They study Machiavelli, Napoleon, Hitler and Stalin. The global warming hoax is classic Hitler-style big lie stuff. The bigger the lie and the more often repeated, the more the public will believe it. This is because the public tell small lies, but they would never dream of telling outright whoppers and they can't imagine that their leaders could ever do such a thing. You can tell how big the lie is by how preposterous it gets i.e. "we have only 50 days left to save the world", "we have reached the tipping point", "the planet is doomed".

All opinion polls show that the public does not believe in man-made global warming, but all of the great and the good say they believe it and try to convince us by using the media. Just under half of the public has been convinced, and they get all of the air-time on the media, you rarely see anybody arguing the opposite on the world's media. They are denied any media time.

ooojimaflip · 05/05/2010 14:46

So what are there goals then? They already have all the money. They already have all the power. What are they trying to achieve?

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claig · 05/05/2010 14:49

good question. As Jesus Christ said "seek and ye shall find".

ooojimaflip · 05/05/2010 15:02

But do you have an answer to it? Otherwise you seem to have a massive, expensive and all powerful conspiracy hanging around doing bugger all. Which seems a bit of a waste.

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claig · 05/05/2010 15:06

it's not doing bugger all. It is slowly achieving its objectives. I think I know the answer to it, just as I think I am right about communism. But I may be wrong.

Jux · 05/05/2010 15:08

"It is slowly achieving its objectives. "

You really do have to define those objectives, you know. No one can take you seriously if you don't.

ooojimaflip · 05/05/2010 15:11

What ARE it's objectives? It seems that it already controls the world. Are they going to hand us over to the Daleks before setting off to rule the galaxy or something?

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ooojimaflip · 05/05/2010 15:15

O M G

Claig is clearly Stephen Moffat.

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claig · 05/05/2010 15:16

I don't think it's got anything to do with Daleks or outer space

claig · 05/05/2010 15:17

who is Stephen Moffatt?

ooojimaflip · 05/05/2010 15:18

And it is to do with....
holds breath

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claig · 05/05/2010 15:19

is he the actor? Nothing in common with him apart from one of his favourite songs is Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues".

ooojimaflip · 05/05/2010 15:22

No it's the series producer and main writer on Doctor Who. Good song choice there though.

Anyway - the conspiracies objective is...

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claig · 05/05/2010 15:28

ooojimaflip, you'll have to find it out yourself. But we have something in common, with Johnny Cash. I'll leave you with a clip of the young Johhny Cash, live.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1xSt7iganA

ooojimaflip · 05/05/2010 15:33

Nice link.

I'm afraid that without an objective to lend coherency to your conspiracy theory I have no choice but to reject it utterly. Sorry 'n' all that.

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user1480456651 · 15/12/2016 01:44

Is claig just bored one wonders?

claig · 15/12/2016 02:52

ZOMBIE THREAD, goes back to 2010

user1480456651 must be really bored to go back to threads from 2010 when earthshattering events, such as the leadership election of Paul Nutter of UKIP, are happening right now

Missswatch · 15/12/2016 13:46

Wow user. You are incredible taking your time out to adv search Claig, read through and bump this. In that time you could have made and drank a cup of coffee

user1480456651 · 16/12/2016 19:56

is claig real?

Missswatch · 16/12/2016 19:59

Nope

Missswatch · 16/12/2016 20:00

She is an advanced AI made by the Russian government funded by Trump to spread the word

claig · 16/12/2016 20:01

Nope. claig is a bot

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