How to vote

[TroliticalPoll]

Hello all you lovely mums!

I know mums are all a bit dim because you spend your time at home watching Jeremy Kyle and CBeebies (I'm a mum myself LOLOLOL) so I thought you would be grateful if I came on here and told you all how to vote.

What you do is, you put an X in the box for the candidate you want to vote for - a candidate is a person that wants to be your MP. This is called standing for office but they don't actually have to stand still all the time - bet you thought they did, didn't you?!

It is very important that you put the X in the box for the person you WANT to get in, not all the ones you don't. Just thought I'd better explain that.

lots of love
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i thought it was a tick not a cross.
are you sure?

One of my candidates is a woman. Now I am confused.

Yes, why woudl you be cross with the person you want?

Hubby has written notes for me

Gordy (red) is scottish so will feebmy beans wirh whisky and deep fried mars bars at schoool

oooh no fat kids (or could I get on to JK and get£500 appearance money?)

Nicky is yellow and I don't uit yellow

David went to eton and I like Eton Mess

is that right?

gotta go now - lovely talking to you all. Glad I have been able to do some good in getting all you lovely mums to go and vote. Don't forget - it's on Thursday. Don't go on Friday or it will be too late LOLOLOL!

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TroliticalPoll- I think that you are a political cross dresser along with Grigsy who showed up this morning. Know him/her/it?

i would prefer to go on wednesday

i have things to do on thursday

cakes and stuff

What is this erection you are talking about?