Here's a little addition, apropos of the Democratic nominee for Vice President, Tim Walz, and the debate with Trump's VP choice, J. D. Vance. who is noted for his disparaging comment about childless cat-ladies. Andy Borowitz is a terrific print humorist.
Walz Demolished Vance, According to Poll of Cats
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Governor Tim Walz trounced Senator JD Vance in Tuesday night’s vice-presidential debate, according to an instant poll of cats.
Ninety-eight percent of cats who watched the debate said that Walz won, despite Vance’s having whiskers and eye makeup that made him slightly resemble a cat.
A broad majority of the cats found Vance “repellent,” with 94 percent saying they would “prefer a dog.”
Finally, 79 percent of cats surveyed said that, if the election were held today, they would pee on Vance.