The modern day version of fiction writers the Brothers Grimm (Boris and Dommo) have enacted a fictional piece about a devious family that should have isolated from a wicked disease that was killing all around. The temptations became all too much...….
In summary Boris had been elected to lead the country, as the least worst option as told to the masses by his media machine, a point that some time later was seen to be a bad decision for all those that as a result now had fewer old people in their families...…
But Boris is known to answer any direct questions with blustering and continually repeating irrelevant mantra's that others have created, and is known to run into fridge's to escape questions and uniquely fearful of the evil interrogator the Duke of Paisley, (Andrew Neil) so he formed a symbiotic relationship with Dommo, an ideological vagrant mantra writer who loiters around Downing Street and latches onto any insecure newbies like a virus seeking to suck on that power being unelectable himself.
Boris had told the people to -
Stay at home
Protect the NHS
Save lives
Dommo was having none of that even though he wrote it....
That was for the common people, not him, so he decided to
Go to Durham
Visit a Castle (on mummys birthday)
Tell Lies
When Boris was told about this he kept the secret for six weeks thinking it would go away fearful of being left alone without his rear gunner, you know, that way children put their hands over their eyes.
Until the press said they were going to tell the people.
It caused Boris great concern when he found out on the one day a week her turned up for work, so he listened to Dommo's explanation. Being a scribe himself he was so enamoured by the imaginative naivety it displayed that he pulled up his rug and left the room.
But, when he later considered the matter whilst wiping red wine stains off the furniture as his partner spoke to the nice policeman at the door, he realised he could not continue without Dommo keeping the real press away whilst fielding fall guys and girls to the few media that nod and say thanks only. Protectionism in action.
To save face, Boris instructed that people are not interested in this, what they want is everybody to wash their hands, stay alert and move on.
Stay at home (except Dommo of course) but, 80% of the people had spoken with a different tongue.
He was discretely advised, by yet another soon to be sacked civil servant by Dommo, that the disease came from China not our leader......
Dommo being the thinker of the pair gathered the press in Boris's peaceful garden, territorial move akin to a cat crapping in the neighbours garden, and told them that his eyesight was so bad "l couldn't drive" (but did with his beloved son and devoted wife - who had been writing a piece on lockdown in London whilst in Durham!!! - must be a family trait) let alone read the small print, but saw no reason to say sorry to common people stuck in small flats with children, and people who really did have symptoms for three months.
The gathered selected throng were envious and amazed that he could say all this whilst keeping a straight face, and came away thinking he really was a professional at something
There will be sequels, probably one per wave, but history will be the only mechanism where the truth of all aspects of this tragic series of events will be told, free of the shackles of the media control of Boris and Dommo, shame it will be too late for those yet to succumb.
Who'd believe it???
The brothers Grim with 2020 vision, not like Dommo