If you believe that the country has been run brilliantly for the last nine years, that the economy is currently booming, and that BJ has a track record of delivering on his promises, vote Conservative.
If you believe that the last nine years have been a disaster for the country, and that BJ has a track record of lies, incompetence, and a lack of basic integrity, AND you can see some of the ways in which this could be a problem when managing a country, then vote Labour/Libdem/Green, whichever is more likely to get in where you live.
If you think that the rule of law is important, or that it’s nice to treat women with respect, also vote Labour/Libdem/Green.
If you believe whatever you read in a tabloid, vote Brexit Party/UKIP.
But whatever you do, don’t make the mistake of thinking this election is about brexit. Things are now much worse than that. It’s about food banks. About climate change. About affordable housing and healthcare. It’s about Russian social media bots. It’s about what to do in tough times: help British children living in poverty to eat, or instead give tax cuts to those who fund political lunches. It’s about whether, when Greta’s generation grow up and reach power, tell us we’re a bunch of idiots, and confiscate our pensions, we’ll have any grounds for saying that’s not fair.