My #alternativefacts

[Tex111]

In light of Trump's Press Secretary's statement today:

My children are always loving and respectful towards me, especially the teenager. My husband loves housework. I never drink alcohol or take afternoon naps and I have to work really hard not to get too skinny. #alternativefacts

What about you?

I spend too much time working and not enough MNetting.

I love Trump. I admire everything about him.

I really hate sleeping.

I'm a tremendous athlete. Truly great. A tough smart competitor. I win every time.
I can sing, too. Just beautiful. You never heard so beautiful.
My piano playing is awesome. Terrific!

llijk,

Trump will be the greatest president ever. Period. He will unite the United States. It's gona be great...

I think feminists are extreme and should listen to the opinion of the superior male, because they know better than us.