Since the Piggate scandal started, has the PM had his weekly consultation with the Queen ?

[GiddyInSpring]

I don't think she should be constitutionally compelled to see him for a while, just till it all dies down. I wouldn't like to be in close proximity to someone who had done a thing like that and I'm not that old or posh.

And it must be so much more squirm inducing, for them both on account of them being related. If I had to be near some one who had degraded himself publicly, in the head of a dead animal I would feel uncomfortable. But if I was actually related to them it would make it so much worse.

Still at least Piggate has probably cheered up Ed Milaband a bit. I imagine he has been down in the dumps for a while. I remember when the day after his defeat and he had to stand alongside Clegg and Cameron for the ceremony to remember the war dead and felt bad for him. I bet this makes up for it.

According to Cameron's schedule and minutes, he HAS met the Queen since it broke and she said;

"Dave, my husband and I are very sad that your political opponents minions are such a sad bunch of losing losers for you having whooped the arse of that prat who couldn't eat a bacon sandwich, never mind run the country".

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/dead-pig-allegations-are-utter-nonsense-david-cameron-tells-friends-10511399.html

"The allegations are among a number included in a new biography of the Prime Minister by the former deputy Conservative party chairman Lord Ashcroft and journalist Isabel Oakeshott, who write in Call Me Dave that Mr Cameron was a member of the exclusive Piers Gaveston Society while studying at Oxford University, which is said to have involved “bizarre rituals and sexual excess”.

"Publicly Mr Cameron has refused to “dignify” the allegations with a response, but he has told those close to him that he was never a member of the elite Piers Gaveston Society at Oxford University."

“His extraordinary suggestion is that the future PM inserted a private part of his anatomy into the animal’s mouth,” an excerpt published by the Daily Mail reported. However, the MP reportedly states that he had not seen any evidence himself and that it could be a case of mistaken identity."

No wonder Ed had trouble eating a bacon sandwich. Maybe him being wired into the political class meant that he'd just heard the story himself and as he chewed the first bite imagined David Cameron had ejaculated in it.

Wallace (when Grommit probably wasn't watching) politically sucked such a big one, he ejaculated into his own mouth.

Isitme- I didn't quite get that. Want to try again?

I expect HM was very polite but Phil the Greek's probably done himself a mischief laughing.