Daves poor judgement with a pig. Can anyone give me a forensic acount of the claims made against him?

[GiddyInSpring]

All the time for the last few days EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE seems to be rabbiting on about the accusations that have been made concerning the PMs rather unsavoury interactions with a pig. Personally if I had to bet, Id say he probably didn't do it. But I wouldnt want to bet a lot. But aside from the outrageousness of the claim, no one seems to know much more about the lie/exposé. Please could someone tell me details about the incident/fiction?
-Was the pigs head severed?
-Did he actually, you know, have an orgasm?
-How many other people did it? Did Dave go first?

-If he didn't go first, did he at least use a condom?
-How many other people were in the room?
-Was he on cocaine? If he wasn't that almost impressive.
-What happened to the pigs head afterwards?
-If he didn't use a condom- could he have caught a disease? I've heard he moves his hand around lots because he has a tremor he doesn't want people to notice. Could he have picked up CJD from this alleged tryst?
-Was this really an established initiation rite or was there the slightest possibility he was being pranked? If that's the case is it not worrying we have such a gullible PM who showed such poor judgement?
-members of the society only had to do this once? They did'nt have to do it every time they met up?
If anyone can fill in the gaps in how the story goes please could you help me out?
Thanks.

You have a bit of an unhealthy interest there, OP.

Ha ha ha ..... "If anyone can fill in the gaps in how the story goes please could you help me out?"

If you are that into beastiality details, you can get loads of literature out there to 'float your boat'.

Buy the book from the man who says in the Preface that he had a beef with Cameron for not giving him power, that was the point of mentioning an unsubstantiated school days allegation - as if anyone will give you any sick grizzly Jackanory, it will be the author(s) that alleged it. No?

The more posts like that you sad fucks start, the less people will take the pathetic schoolboy allegations (and the book) seriously, which I guess isn't your assigned mission.

I know that when this unnatural coupling most foul took place there was probably a monotonous steady drum beating and not changing in tempo for hours all the time accompanied by ominous Latin chanting. The pigs head was probably kept as a trophy.
Dave better hope that some one doesn't do a Monica and produce evidence that's stained with his DNA.

MaggieRainbow ... unless YOU were there, you "know feck all to a jam tart, as no one can confirm Cameron was even a member of this club, and the source/person who mentioned a rumour to the author, never saw evidence himself and COULD be a mistaken identity.*

So every thing you have clearly made up, is from the depths of your sick mind, for whatever agenda you have.

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/dead-pig-allegations-are-utter-nonsense-david-cameron-tells-friends-10511399.html

"The allegations are among a number included in a new biography of the Prime Minister by the former deputy Conservative party chairman Lord Ashcroft and journalist Isabel Oakeshott, who write in Call Me Dave that Mr Cameron was a member of the exclusive Piers Gaveston Society while studying at Oxford University, which is said to have involved “bizarre rituals and sexual excess”.

"Publicly Mr Cameron has refused to “dignify” the allegations with a response, but he has told those close to him that he was never a member of the elite Piers Gaveston Society at Oxford University."

“His extraordinary suggestion is that the future PM inserted a private part of his anatomy into the animal’s mouth,” an excerpt published by the Daily Mail reported. However, the MP reportedly states that he had not seen any evidence himself and that it could be a case of mistaken identity."

mistaken identity )
Tears I can't contain from laughter I can't contain from this is too much funny

Don't forget the most important part of the ceremony...

Everyone enjoyed a nicely stuffed pork roll with lashings of apple sauce and a bit of crackling afterwards.

Yum.

It happened 20 tears ago and one would assume quantities of alcohol were consumed so a blow by blow account might be difficult to acquire.

Does it matter? The societies of universities often have initiation procedures which most people might find bewildering. And that's the point. It helps foster a camaraderie and brotherhood all the more for being slightly strange.

Might I suggest you turn your brain away from the more salacious aspects of the PM's past and perhaps focus on what he's doing right now?

Absolutely Understudy

squidzin .... so the only evidence for this book of his mortal enemy to publish this shite, is the rumour of some gossip - as no one the authors spoke to SAW ANYTHNG - even the Mirror usually has more evidence than that.

Whats fecking hilarious is this all the supporters of Corbyn have for 5-years to keep them busy, as it won't be anything that their 1970's flip flopping throwback has to offer.

blow by blow account? lol. They were wearing robes- aside from David of course and the pig. And the post about the Latin chanting was correct. But it was a very solemn occasion without drugs and booze.

• David was led into a chamber thick with incense where the other members stood in a semi circle around him chanting their spooky Latin.

-Then the pig was led in by the Master of Ceremony. -As Cameron was the only one being inducted there was no need for a condom. -Latin prayers were offered as the pig was ritually slaughtered. -The blood was collected by the Master of Ceremony and bottled and then given to Dave who solemnly vowed to swig from it once a year, on that day for the rest of his life, lest some great evil befall his house. -David gave the pig some sweet loving -Someone took a photo, which they shouldn't have as it was strictly against club rules. -Last year Dave forgot to swig from the bottle, breaking his solemn vow. -Lord Ashcroft wrote a book.

Thats how I reckon it went