I like Miliband's big doe-eyes (he's clearly been attending Andy Burnham's 'give the electorate sexy-eyes' eyelash-fluttering masterclasses) but the rest of his fizog is put together all wrong. His mouth moves in the wrong direction. His lips move way out to the right when the direction definitely needs to be to the left. It's almost as though his mouth is a metaphor for his bandwagon politics. I imagine him sipping tea from his Labour Party 'Immigration Controls' mug, while overusing my christian name: "I care about you, Susan. You are going to vote for our racist policies, aren't you Susan?"
Cameron is quite pleasing. Although he does suffer from austerity of the lips. I like him when he's Flashman but when he's the ordinary Etonian next door, I'm not sure.
Clegg is quite attractive. He reminds me of Jean Luze in Marie Vieux-Chauvet's book Love, Anger, Madness. Basicially Jean Luze is married to one sister, has a complex relationship with a second sister, the narrator, and is sleeping with a third sister.
I would vote Plaid Cymru as Leanne Wood is knockout but sadly there are no Plaid candidates in my constituency.
Please help me choose.