Are on the increase so will those who voted Tory please go to the front of the queue after all why should those who detest the Tories suffer for the actions of Tory supporters.
Would those who oppose union actions such as strikes and work to rule to protect jobs and wages please join the Tory voters.
Next will the members of boardrooms who fund the Tories and the bankers who caused the recession please go and stand on those trap doors and put the ropes around your necks, thank you. What?s that you say Sir Scumbag?, no no no you wont be getting a bonus for doing it and you cannot claim on expenses.
We must thank Bob Diamond for the following wise words and for taking the time out from counting his ill gotten gains loot-- to say "the government must continue with the austerity measures except for the rich, powerful and well connected of course.
Time to find my I didn?t vote Tory badge.