Here's a cheeky ask - could somebody vote for me please?
I appreciate that many people out there are undecided or can't be bothered to vote. Well, I have looked at all the arguments, I have decided, and I actually care... but I am unable to vote.
Cue lame story about moving to a new voting district and not sending in my change of address form by the deadline, so I now can't vote in either district (unless I get in the car and drive 200 miles right now.
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Anyhoo, if you weren't going to use your vote, even things up a bit by putting in a big fat YES vote for me.
Many thanks!