So "Well done the Sun!" for talking bullshite, just because you aren't forced to pay for it?
Hey, I can garner acres of praise as well, then...
Armies of illegal immigrants have been coming over the channel from France and stealing odd socks, which is why we can never find a matched pair.
Union militants among Santa's elves are threatening Christmas by planning a 24-hour lightening strike on Christmas Eve.
All total bullshite, but not only am I not forcing anyone to pay for it but it is completely free rather than 25p or whatever the Sun costs these days. As this is the yardstick of quality, extra specially well done me, with three cheers on top.