Do you want to hear a joke about David Cameron?

[sethstarkaddersmum]

it is an ancient joke that needs reviving.

David Cameron and George Osborne wanted to be seen to save money to make the cuts they were planning more politically acceptable, so they decided to catch the bus one day instead of travelling by chauffeur-driven car.

So they joined the queue and when the bus came they got on it.
'10 Downing Street please' said Cameron 'And it's quicker if you go through the park.'

david cameron says he and his wife are just like millions of other middle class people in the UK.

So he's calling us total twats then?

Or maybe:

david cameron and Nick Clegg walk into a bookshop and ask for a book on coalitions.

The storekeeper says, "It's over there on the left.... sorry, I mean the right.... No! I tell a lie. We sold out."

I saw that david cameron in the street. He said he wanted change.

I told him to fuck off and get a job the scrounging bastard.

david cameron lives in Notting Hill which causes him problems at the festival every year.

There are so many band wagons he doesn't know which one to jump on.

Lady Blahblah.

How do you know when David Cameron is lying?
nick clegg speaks.

Keep going!

What's the difference between a shopping trolley and nick clegg?

A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.

Please more!