"mummy we can't go to church today because XXX (DS who has chicken pox) will give the chicken pox to God and he won't like that"
"Does God get wet in the clouds because of all the rain?"
"Has God got all the balloons i let go of?"
on looking at the manger in our church "Which one is Jesus's nanny?" (!!!)
"Why is Jesus naked" (on the cross)
On being told God watches over us "Is God like Father Christmas"
She is 3 years old. [sigh]