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Hi guys.... step in, grab a yak skin, straw filled cushion and roll a herbal cig.

I'm baking some 'herbal' muffins in the stove..... relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax and breath whilst I get them out.

whoaaa just had a flashback here is my dream cookie result of last week

First I recall standing by the banks of a river. There is a metal frame with people hanging off it. They seem diseased and dis-eased. Some of them appear to have sickness of the flesh (boils, raw markings) others appear to be in a drug induced realm.
I cross the river and enter an abode. Inside are two men - both with black hair. I remember seeing a very large black satin cloth with a red diamond in the centre. Both men were naked and whilst talking to me splayed their legs in the air, (SO RUDE!) one of them seemed to be a hermaphrodite. They told me they were Sorcerers and I told them I was a Shaman medicine women (so on your bike lad-dy). If they were trying to influence me with their nudity and power this did not come to pass. (I am pregnant and not feeling in the mood honey).

Later I visited another abode and inside was an old man with grey hair and beard. He took me to a back room and showed me many books in his bookcase stating "I hold the Secrets of Solomon".
Then he told me about a woman he had recently been working with, she had died while being involved in a mission of his administration. I saw her and the work and did not feel inclined to join him. Then he moved to a silver diamond studded box and attempted to open it with much magical friction.

I think I need a visit from some tame piggies Where is Ms. Plod today we need some station stash

omg naked men and women - whatever next

Ive travelled to the yurt more than once or twice...

with my magnifiying glass i can share out the stash......

enjoy

well Pc plum take all that dreadful makeup off for starters !! I can't imagine PC Plum gets much of a stash from Ballamory- SURELY no one there takes drugs !!!?
Wow pappillion, thats rather strange, what the hell do you put in your spacecakes to get THAT ! ? Coz Im doing something wrong with mine ! haha

Thanks Huggy, Im too scared to tell people what vibes I feel yet, never ever have done, just kept it to myself in fear of getting laughed at !! Maybe I should just be brave and go for it !!

It takes YEARS of persistent cookie consumption Vicky

On MF no one will laugh - you will only receive encouragment and love just like in the Yurt really

crams in more cookies
I might try it when Im in a brave mood !!

My MIL came round earlier, and started panicking saying "somethings burning!! I can smell it", and I had to tell her no, its the incense sticks- hahaha it was very funny !

LOl my dh hates insence sticks!!!

why dont you come into mf and have a go - am there now if you want

we all have to start somewhere and mf is the best place to go about it

Boy am I glad to see this back! thanks for the message paps. Can I have some cookies and a nail session please?

Hey glitter, don't nick my share will you?

I have baked some more this morning couldnt sleep so got up and baked chocolate brownies and a huge chocolate cake with walnuts.

THere are plenty now!

no worries so long as they have the same effect!!!!! i'll let you know if any trips are worth elaborating on pmsl or whether i will just be classes as barking and hope others may do the same!!!!!!!!

you know the way to a pregnant womans bump glitter... chocoholic belly bulldozing her way through - eat ya heart out Sax these are my snax!

Hiya Paps have baked a special one for just for the two of you and a little one for baby paps! Your one has special stuff to make pregnant women happy in as well.

As for you SNAX stop troughing up the cookies! I do want to hear about some weird trips though especially as I am low on laughs at the moment.

Baby paps will be 2 at the end of the month! She is looking forwards to her sibling arriving and loves talking to the bump and kissing it! So sweet she is

She is getting into cooking and can say the word... cooking - so will get her to whip up a batch of minted baby cakes after we have chowed through this wonderful lot baked by glitter.

I am off to my carpet now and will let you all know of any insightful and/or dreams of madness and mayhem from the other side.

I have a cashmere rug as well now and several cashmere throws because I need pampering.

Glad to know you are all well in papillons butterfly house! My nails have been done today at the nail bar in the yurt and I have had reiki and aromatherapy as well. Eating chocolate cake now and rolling around in cashmere.

Typed out a bizarre experience but changed my mind on posting cos thought you may send the men in white coats round (i wish hehe).

So still SCOFFING the cookies if on offer and will await to hear others experiences.

Off to g and p and take part in a med hmmmmmm

Ooh Sax, you have to tell us now!

Bizarre experiences are the norm round here Sax, its the lurkers you have to worry about. We have tried to install a streamlined cookie fence around the Yurt (meaning they would have to eat their way through to gain entry) but it appears from the cookie shavings found earlier this morning, that they do indeed just tunnel through with their household blenders.

Nonetheless, they are very quiet and can be subdued with total and utter nonsense when necessary. In fact it is best to maintain a level of baloney, wyrrdness and gaiety at all times (so constant cookie eating is required) to keep them at bay.

This means of course that you must tell us ALL your bizarre experiences. Not only for our benefit and yours, but because it does filter through to the blender devoted masses. In fact rumor has that one MNetter did indeed think she had posted on MN last night and did indeed search diligently through threads today, before realising it was just a dream.

CreepyJess have a minted baby cookie made by baby paps.

Sax you snax here is your own plate - its a double batch sure to sustain the highest and most quality bizarre experiences.

Glitterfairy yours are on a golden jewel studded glittery platter, next to your cashmere rug, and have whipped cream on the side for your tasting pleasure. I will give you a massage later and paint your toenails... in honour of your power as a divine feminine creation your royal highness you.

Oh that's delicious baby Paps! Just what my heartburn ordered! Thank you sweetheart!

Any mushies on this thread?

I have a great mushroom experience.....

Here is your mushroom pancake and a poem to get you started on the way

The Mushroom is the Elf of Plants --
At Evening, it is not --
At Morning, in a Truffled Hut
It stop upon a Spot

As if it tarried always
And yet its whole Career
Is shorter than a Snake's Delay
And fleeter than a Tare --

'Tis Vegetation's Juggler --
The Germ of Alibi --
Doth like a Bubble antedate
And like a Bubble, hie --

I feel as if the Grass was pleased
To have it intermit --
This surreptitious scion
Of Summer's circumspect.

Had Nature any supple Face
Or could she one contemn --
Had Nature an Apostate --
That Mushroom -- it is Him!

Emily Dickinson - The Mushroom is the Elf of Plants

Nice one,man.

I am not a man, man, I am a butterfly under the influence of cream puffs awaiting in my carpet on a cauldron of mushie stories

Mushie story man-my mother,in her infinite hippy wisdom,decided one year,to serve,garnished in a cake,some wild mushrooms! Our Christmas turned into a belly full of laughs-I was about 19 at the time and remember that we couldn't even contemplate the dinner-it was alive!!!!

Happy days!!!