OK, he's very cute, and he loves me so much. But.....
Got up at 6.30 to take him out for a wee. -3 degrees this morning. In my pjs. 10 mins later he had that faraway look in his eyes, so took him out again and waited for him to do a poo. Success.
Went up to get the kids dressed, and in those 15 mins, he peed in the hall, and in the Ikea tunnel thing that he likes playing in, also in the hall. Went out to de-ice the car, came back in and he'd pooed in the hall.
Sigh.