Between my two, I have fun and games - the Jack loves to eat, but sicks it all back up again. The Dal also loves to eat, but I'm lucky if I ever see it again. Occasionally, I've come home to piles of pooh on the carpet.
They've both gone for butter and such, but the Dal is the best/worst/most skillful (delete as applicable) at stealing!
To date, his spoils include:
(in one sitting) 1 loaf of bread, 1x pack butter, 1x pot of olive oil spread, 1/2 easter egg
at other points, but not all at the same time:
4800mg ibuprofen
1/2 loaf bread
1/2 pack red candle wax
ds's pants
ds's socks
Foiled attempts:
Tissues
more pants & socks
pain au chocolat - he pinched it from the side, DH said he's got something, I said yeah but he ain't keeping it! Wrenched his jaws open, and pulled it out of his mouth - it was the perfect size to sit between his teeth, and had gotten stuck!
With the candle wax, I used to make candles as a kid, and my mum found some wax from those days, and gave it to me thinking I'd like to do it again . Came home from church the next day, and he was sat in his bed, the half ripped packet next to him, and all he could do was hiccup!
As for the ibuprofen, well, I'd had a minor operation, and was given 2 packs of double strength (400mg per tablet), and each pack had 12 in it. one fell out of my handbag, which obviously I didn't notice, and you can pretty much guess the rest...!
£1500 vet bill later, and I have a dog who now actually thinks twice before investigating anything which smells sweetish but isn't definitely food. (I guessed this cos I found a small, very vanilla-ry candle a few days after he came home, with small tooth marks in it. If he'd gone for it, well, I wouldn't have found it, let's put it that way!!