Over the past few weeks a (new) neighbouring cat has started to come into our house. The last two times he has come in the little bastard has sprayed on my cats' bed and on MY sofa! This morning he decided to come in while I was doing the school run and have another spray. I am so p'd off, I feel like killing the bloody creature.
I have chased him out of the garden a few times, armed with the garden hose, but how do I stop him thinking my casa is his f'ing casa? We have an old petmate cat flap that used to be magnetically controlled, but the lock is a bit knackered so doesn't work properly any more. Plus the cat flap was put into a glass panel when we had French doors built - so replacing it, with an invariably new design that doesn't fit the original hole, is going to be a total pta and involve the cost of a new cat flap and a sodding glazier. Add to that the fact that one of my cats constantly loses her collar, so would end up unable to get back in at some point - no doubt when we were away on holiday or summat - and you can see why I am keen to just catch the offending Tom, stick him in the car and take him to the nearest RSPCA shelter. (Joke btw, before anyone gets on their high horse.)
Any solutions, other than getting DH to pee on the cat so it knows it's not king of the castle? (That was a joke too... well, kind of.)