funny pet stories please!

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Ds and dd are glutton for these & I am running out. Please help!

Eg, here is one they are not yet tired of: I have a friend whose dad had a ranch and various horses, one of which was Clever. He was bending down building a fence and the clever horse kept coming over to see what was going on and annoyingly sticking its head in the way, so after a few pushes the dad biffed it on the nose to make it go away. It went away, and he was left in lovely peace until

it sank its teeth in his bottom.

I had a hamster who was stupid rather than clever, he didn't want to run in his wheel, he would run on top of it! Resting his bum against the cage bars and running along the top for hours! Should've filmed it for you've been framed!

When I lived at home we had dogs. One in particular was a big softy! He had long haggy hair and although quite small.... he looked like a bear. Awwwwww bless.

Anyway picture this:
Hot sunny day lounging in the garden. Dog lying on the grass snoozing. A wasp lands on him and gets tangled in his hair!! He lept up and started running around mad and yelping and jumping and scratching etc etc until the wasp made its way out and flew away! After a quick check over he seemed absolutley fine....... physically!
But after that every time you made a buzzing sound he would jump about yelping like mad again! .... not that we did often, like.... all the time..... to annoy him.... or anything.

Bzzzz

I did work experience in a rest home once, and they had a parrot with a stutter, and all day it would say................

Georgie Porgie pu pu pu pu pu pudding and pie.

Waterfall - ROFL!!

My ds loves this

and this

Waterfall - I just laughed so much at those cats that I ended up with about 5 coleagues standing behind me watching too!!!!

We have 3 dogs, one of which is a rottweiller/collie cross called Jack. About a month after we got him (he was approx 18 months old) we took him and 18 month old DS1 to a little park, where there was another family with a little yappy dog. Now this dog ran up to DS1 and, Jack came booming over from the other side of the field, knocked the little dog out of the way and proceeded to cock his leg up and pee against DS1! We couldn't tell him off because a) we were too busy laughing and b) we bwlieve he was marking his 'territory'

And, I don't know if you would relay this one to your kiddies, but in the summer, DS1 was out in the back garden with DH. DS1 found a little snail, picked it up, crushed the shell and said 'look Daddy its a snail pretending to be a slug'!! Not sure how to spell this but eeeuuuugggghhh!

We had a cat called Mac who was spoiled and had full run of the house. When he was a kitten dh and I were fast asleep when Mac decided he was cold. He jumped onto the bed and snuck under the covers and started to crawl up towards the pillows. The first thing I know of this is when i'm woken by dh screaming as on the way up thebed Mac had spotted dh's nipple and decided he was thirsty. dh wasn't impressed by this less than subtle wake up call and needless to say Mac learnt that was a stupid thing to do - but it made me laugh

Well, my mum has a Saluki cross who is a tiny bit nutty. You can tickle his back feet, and instead of moving them out of the way, he'll scratch his ear with one, whilst you tickle the other. All the time he'll be 'groaning'.

He's also well known for chewing - we went out one day, and left him in the kitchen (which is where we usually left him). He was about 6 months old at the time. What we didn't realise was that there was a tin of fish, in a box, on the kitchen worktop. Somehow, he managed to get the box down, chew it open, and he chewed the tin, till it was flat, and all the fish was gone.

Crazy mutt!

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I suppose This is abit over the mark!

We had a little tabby cat who used to come for walks with our Golden lab/alsatian. She would always keep fairly close but would make her own way along the tops of walls etc. One day when we were out a tiny yorkshire terrier (known locally as 'killer'because his owner was a huge man and just looked silly)started having a go at our dog. Well, the big softy just cowered there looking frightened. Suddenly this ball of tabby fur came hurtling across the road and biffed the shocked yorkie on the nose! Then she just sauntered off as if to say "you mess with my mate, you mess with me!"

I love these stories!!

Our ginger cat tries to follow us on long walks with the dogs and ususally gets to a certain point and waits there till we come back again

Our older cat is very weird and instead of mice he brings in elastic bands!!! Always howling at us as if to show how clever he is