We have two cats and dh says they'd make fab slippers.
They scratch my chairs all the time. It doesn't matter if you provide them with scratching posts or if they have the whole farm to scratch, they scratch my chairs
They poo in the veg patch
They eat and eat and eat and lie, claiming they have never eaten
They climb on the kitchen sides and look for scraps and cannot be trained to stop it. They just wait until you're not looking and then knock things over and break them
They swing on the curtains
They unwrap Christmas presents
They eat dd's toys
Cat one will insist on sitting on you at all times
Cat two hates everybody
They miaow to come in from 4am every day
They are ruthless killers. Bats, rabbits, mice, voles, birds etc. It never stops
They sit on clean washing as their first preference
They leave hair everywhere