A local fitness centre is trying to recruit corporate members from our office building for 'taster fitness seshions'

[MadreInglese]

It gets worse -

"gym programme especially designed for you're fitness goals"

"improve peoples lives by inspiring them"

"there simply aren't any excuses to improving your health and wellbeing"

They are holding a 'seshion' next week - shall I drop off a copy of their flyer with RED PEN corrections?

You could offer them a taster proofreading session.

I think you ought to send a copy with red pen corrections to the Managing Director.

If it is a private firm, the MD is ultimately responsible for the quality (or otherwise) of the staff.

I cannot believe any outside agency would have allowed those mistakes to get through onto a flyer.

Unfortunately, of course, it might just be that the 'PR person' is the MD's partner, so s/he may know no better, or be reluctant to say anything.

"there simply aren't any excuses to improving your health and wellbeing"

There simply aren't any excuses for not improving this grammar and spelling!

I'd like to go for a taster fitness seshion, then I would bamboozle them with my superior grammar into giving me a free month's membership, and then edit my card so it said 'life memeber'. They'd never know the difference.

life memeber

If I wrote 'member' they would know it was a fake

Yes, indeed! Eejits.

you could smother them with a cussion