I want to retch when you write 'wretch'

[TrillianAstra]

Not really, but it is annoying.

Unless you mean
1 : a miserable person : one who is profoundly unhappy or in great misfortune 2 : a base, despicable, or vile person

I want to retch when people either write or say reach when they mean retch.

I'm with you there!

Are you a Virgoan like me?

Sorry, I also want to retch when people think that the day and month on which I was born have a profound effect on my personality.

Yes, you probably are then!

That doesn't work. You say I'm a Virgo because I'm sceptical, yet you are a Virgo and you think this stuff works?

(anyway, I'm not)

OK! OK! It was a joke! Lighten up!

I will now leave you to your grumbling and hope you have a wonderful day.

Sorry, hard to get across tone of voice in text-only communications.

I am light, promise.

OK, I see.

Off now to find my own supply of chocolate.

Stay happy!

Trilly: I agree, I agree, I agree.

As for that Virgo nonsense,

Serious sense of humour bypass is evident on this thread. Will find more interesting individuals to pass the time with.

Agree with the OP and Prostetnic (did you get it written? )
Although so many people say "reach" now that I had wondered if it was an acceptable solution I didn't know about?

I knew it! I know so many people who pronounce retch as 'reach' and insist they're right. Ha!

oh tidley, thats what I was about to say!!