MORNINGPAPER! Your talk round up...

[BecauseImWorthIt]

... was great. Really laughed at some of it.

Just wondered what 'martial jiggery' is?

DOH

Morris Dancing with weaponry.

Shit

oooh MN just DIED for me then

where was I

DOH

It DOEs sound like Morris Dancing perhaps in judo robes? Solidgold would be the best person to ask...

I think that Mary should explain further.......whilst we all wait.....

What COULD she mean?

Don't worry Mary no one noticed

Sounds like coming to order ...

Ahem. In my defence I can only say that "10 minutes of marital jiggery" is a phrase I nicked from Morningpaper!!!

I was distracted because I am just taking pictures of myself in my underwear with my iphone to see if I'm as fat as I think I am from all angles

please tell me this is normal

mp, did you actually quote YOURSELF this week? lord, what an ego... honestly, give a girl a book to write and it's all me, me, meeeeee...

How do you find talk round-up?

So who spelt it wrongly then?!

Where's my round up - I've not seen it yet and now feel like I've missed out on something!

In comparison to taking photos of your own arse, I no longer feel so embarrassed

Thank you!

MP - having met you at the Christmas meet up, unless you have managed to put on 5 stones since then, there is no way you could be called fat!

The word-s- -disgustingly- -slim- svelte come to mind!

Oh God - I've lost the ability to use crossing out now.

Too much champagne...

I am sure that is not the first time MP has quoted herself. She thinks she is so it.

Oh hello MP, didn't see you there, hiding behind that enormous cellphone.

And can I just add how utterly brilliant the roundup was this week?

Nothing to do with you being quoted WS?

i at your bit, wilfola.

Nothing AT ALL. Just general, ooh, excellent writing and all.

Although I do think Threadworm's guinea pig poems might deserve a special mention next week.

How funny - I was just coming on to start a thread about the immortal line 'the man we'd all like in our oval office'.

hehe

Sorry for delay there I got caught by DH

I was SURE Justine would delete the line about the oval office - it was VERY FILTHY