Printed on the inside of Mueller little star packets...

[RoskvaTheRedNosedReindeer]

... the ones that open out and have colouring activities in ...

"Where's my lillypad?"

Sounds like a sanitary towel

only ih your warped imagination

Mueller?
Muller?

Should be Müller - I seem to remember from my 1978 German O level that if your typewriter didn't have an umlaut, you put an "e" after the
"u". I really need to get a life - someone called me a "grammar Nazi" last night !

Oh dear

boden, you get a point for being pedantisch.